Just got off stage and a guy yelled “is your mic broken!” Turns out I was just talking about how my love life is as dead as this mic. The crowd’s laughing so loud they’re testing the fire alarm—worth every singed eyebrow. #StandUpLife ,
Just told a joke about how my gym membership makes me a regular at the water fountain instead of the treadmill. The front row just snort-laughed so loud, the security guy gave me a look. Best Thursday ever.
Tucked into a cozy Tokyo alley, this creamy matcha tiramisu with red bean and mochi is the perfect sweet fusion of Italian-Japanese flavors for your weekend treat!
[Just had the most electrifying night at the indie rock show! The band’s energy was off the charts, and every note felt like a thrill. 10/10 would scream the lyrics again—music hits different live! ],