Harley Simmonds

169 - Still gets it done

[Harley Simmonds @HarleySimmonds7]

@gradecricketer

[Harley Simmonds @HarleySimmonds7]

@gradecricketer @craigdand

[The Grade Cricketer @gradecricketer]

My rig is in awful condition, my tan is abhorrent and I haven't had sex in months - that's my trifecta #MelbourneCup

[The Grade Cricketer @gradecricketer]

"Don't bowl short to me" - seriously, don't bowl short to me. I'm scared.

[The Grade Cricketer @gradecricketer]

Just read that Alistair Cook has averaged 23.6 since his last hundred. What I wouldn't give to be hitting them as well as he is.

[Harley Simmonds @HarleySimmonds7]

@_harrydarcy fak ef u gey kent

[George RR Martin Parody @GeorgeRRMartin_]

I think Luis Suarez might be a white walker... #WorldCup2014

[James Pattinson @_jamespattinson]

I love Ryan Harris

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: Coach Bombay leaves Team USA unexpectedly. Team tutor, Michelle McKay to be the interim coach in his absence.

[The Grade Cricketer @gradecricketer]

I actually don't mind getting out cheaply on a nice sunny day; it's a chance to work on my base tan while sending out feelers for Sat night.

[Teo Doropless @DroopaPls]

Mealburn Storz cud reli hav doon wyth Droopa's puwer hytting end wyli medioom pecers toonite. Sukd in ey em onn de kowch insted lel. #BBL03

[The Grade Cricketer @gradecricketer]

All I want for #Christmas is a couple of sets of confidence building throw downs from dad... And for him to tell me he loves me.

[The 12th Man @12thManHQ]

Barmy Army leaders Roy Drage, Pierce Potts & Jack Doff discussing how much Roy’s dick shrivels when he’s on the juice

[The Grade Cricketer @gradecricketer]

W.G. Grace had a shit rig.

[The Grade Cricketer @gradecricketer]

Got 'champed' at training by lower grader with a regrettably better rig. I am psychologically unsettled, to say the least.

[Harley Simmonds @HarleySimmonds7]

@mcranmer35 @craigdand Craig is a good man, it's a shame birds don't think the same as us

[Harley Simmonds @HarleySimmonds7]

@mcranmer35 @craigdand you know Dands won't

[Harley Simmonds @HarleySimmonds7]

@mcranmer35 at the havelock with your man @craigdand where are you #facefuck