Harley Lillywhite

gay 🏳️‍🌈, non-binary 🏳️‍⚧️ and a weirdo. they/them. Unfortunate sibling of @A5Paige

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I failed my GCSE English mock exam. My excuse to everyone was that I didn't have a good night's sleep beforehand, but the real reason was that my pen ran out 20 minutes in, and I was too shy to ask for another one

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

I Swear Allegiance to Biscuits.

[Harley Lillywhite @HarleyTheSprout]

Hi @HarvesterUK,
I’m planning a visit in a few weeks with my friends and was wondering if you do menus without the calorie information next to the food items? 🥙🍟🍗🍳

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

This is fine.

This is fine.

This is fine.

Aah Fuck.

https://t.co/Ls1SKF1hzz

[Harley Lillywhite @HarleyTheSprout]

@A5Paige @Fact Damn right 😂