Harley West

Your 5.’8” CA Nerd🤓care to join my VIP 👇🏻

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

Single by the way. Straight, nerdy, loves Gladiator, and definitely has a thing for makeout sessions. You in?

[Harley West @Harleywextchats]

@GregMcD74800564 Hey Greg,give me a text I’ve been working on a project that needed my attention.

[Harley West @Harleywextchats]

After posting a photo of me, I ended up getting some pretty horrible comments about my appearance, and I’ve been in my head ever since…

But I’ve decided I’m not gonna let nasty people get me down! I might not be pretty or skinny enough for social media but I accept me.

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

If anyone is looking for a wife: I’m nerdy, sorta cute, obsessed with dino nuggets, and hopelessly into funny men. Apply below.

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

I’m trying to convince YOU to take me on a date…is it working? ☺️

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

Say YES if you are a shy nerdy guy who wants to hide away from the world and role play your favorite characters with a geeky autistic adhd girl 🤓

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

THIS IS WHAT MEN WANT TO SEE GIRLS WEAR ON HALLOWEEN

VS

WHAT I WANT TO WEAR

…any guess who I am??! 🤪

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

would you want to have morning coffee with a girl like this?

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

What if (as a joke, ofc) you come over and we bake Christmas cookies (but yk as a joke)?

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

my ideal type of man :

-straight
-high drive 🍆
-loves music & movies
-super cuddly
-good with his hands

how many points did you grab? 😉

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

Anyone wanna hold my 34DD for me?

😭👇🏻👇🏻

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

Put my weight in my bio. 😳

Hopefully I find a man who can handle ALL of me sitting on his face.

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

I may be UGLY & FAT, but I can offer you this 👇🏻

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

Get in babe, let’s go buy you a Lego set. You down? ❤️☺️

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

Someone said my melons are “too big”…is this true? 😅🙈

[Irina 🇺🇸 @Irina_exh]

I got 8 points,you?

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

Am I your ideal woman?

🥰 huge homebody
👶🏻 wants kids
🫣 doesn’t smoke or drink
🍳 likes to cook

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

I’m curious, am I girlfriend or wife material?

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

Say yes if you think Jar Jar Binks was secretly a Sith Lord. 🧐

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

Question for the guys, what would you do if you showed up to a girls house and and saw these things? 🥺😳