Harlod

Just a health-conscious person trying to make it along in this harsh cruel world everyone is dying nothing lasts forever I am upset I need some ice cream

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HARRISON BERGERON!!!!!

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I met Beyoncé at a Starbucks and it was a life-changing experience although it might have been RuPaul I'm bad at remembering faces

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It was not Titanic by the way… people were probably thinking it was Titanic but that was different. They did make a movie about it though.

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On days like these I wish I could become a pirate but the last time I had a boat it sank after hitting an iceberg.

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#squawk #eagle #eagleconspiracy

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How do you tell if you were in The Shining I think I might have been the old woman in The Shining #TheShining

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@buzzfeed #buzzfeed

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@LeoDiCaprio Do you believe in bird Hell? #birdhell

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Please answer the poll questions I have to know the answer or it will haunt me until the day I die and go to bird-Hell #birdhell

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Which is best

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I am thinking about becoming a hermit so I can avoid the swarms of bees that have gathered around my house #bee #myhouseisabeehive #pigcoma

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Ask me about my experience in the pig caves sometime also I missed Squirrelcon this year because I was in a coma #pigcaves #SQUIRRELCON

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I'm back on twitter sorry it's been a long time I fell into an underground river of pigs and I couldn't get out I've been in the hospital

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Good news everyone! The doctors reattached my arm and everything is okay now. I'll be able to go home tomorrow if all goes well. #severedarm

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I think I fell into a bear trap #bleeding #severedarm

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Second week of exams, and I'm already thinking about dropping out. God (Ben & Jerry's) give me the strength to push through #examweek #satan

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If only Oprah Winfrey were my mother my life would be complete

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Everyone had better get ready for GooseCon! Coming soon but I don't have the exact dates yet. I'll post as soon as I do #GOOSECON #goose

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We had mom's favorite 4 dinner 2night: grilled squirrel and peacock feathers Happy #MothersDay

#squirrel #eagleconspiracy #holycrapanowl

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HAPPEEE MOTHERS DAY TO MY AWESOME MOTHER JONNIFER! SHE DOESN't HAVE A TWITTER YET BUT SHE WILL SOON I'LL BUG HER TILL SHE DOES #MothersDay