Mayr Harness

Reader, Hiker, Collector, Outdoorsman, Photographer, Ten Year Old. Fishing Enthusiast. Birder. Tweets are things I say that day.

[Mayr Harness @HarnessMayr]

Mom: "What are you making for dinner tonight?"

Sam's Club chicken

Mom: "With what?"

Just chicken with a side of chicken

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(eating a frozen lasagna for dinner)

This is good Mom. Good job heating it up! 😋

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I broke physics in Rocket League. I mean I literally broke it. 🤯

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Mom, can you move this vial vermin?
(referencing Aldo, who is laying between Mom and I on the couch)

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That drop slide really drops!

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I like your new sandals. Did you get new sands? Or did you paint your old sandals?

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See ya later sucker!

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This beautiful heart of mine is made to love you. I'll never love anyone more than you and Dad...ever.

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I need more of the chicken pot and less of the pie

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This is the worst day ever! I can't believe I have to wear jeans to Boy Scouts. Boy Scouts used to be fun.

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Get a load of this rubbish!

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I just can't get the plug to work

Dad: "That's a cigarette lighter"

Oh! Well the outside was round like the plug 🤷

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I'm cold

Mom: "You can wear my jean jacket"

I hate jeans!

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(looking through arrowheads found by Barry)

I'll show Mae which two are off limits because they are just too perfect.

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(at Quatros Pizza)

This is better than your homemade pizza Dad.

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(turning a bend and seeing the sunset on the mountains)

THAT is beautiful. 😍

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Have a good sleep... farewell.

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(to Mom, calling me while I'm away)

Mom: Well I'll let you go so you can continue fishing.

No, I want to talk to you for a bit.

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Grandma we need more of the ball bait it’s been really productive

(hasn't caught a fish the entire trip)

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(wading out of the creek after getting my bobber from a tree)

Still soaked to the bone!