Anything Sleaford Mods can do, I can do better. This song of mine is the most working class song since (you've got to pick a pocket or two) God loves Grimsby.
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#punk#indie#brexit#ThingsYouJustShouldntSay
As a young man I was put in hospital on two separate occasions due to unprovoked violence. Being a straight white male is not always the utopian dream some people think it is. #SaturdayMotivation
I have always been a massive Libertines fan, but Peters flagrant disregard for any Cholesterol concerns for a man of our age is worrying to say the least #WednesdayWisdom#libertines
My mum came round to my bedsit today and told me, as I had not achieved any of my dreams by my late 30s I would never achieve any of them now . Which is great, cos I suffer from bad dreams which involve me being eaten by sharks #WednesdayWisdom
@piersmorgan I hoped nobody would print a photo of me saying I was Ian Huntley (from a paper you was editor of) junk happens. I mentioned it in my book, because your papers apology was way to small. https://t.co/6OeW4tCJAg
#England#WorldCup#WorldCup2018 If England win the world Cup, I will read my book naked on the top of the humber Bridge, that should boost sales https://t.co/6OeW4tCJAg
England beat Tunisia 2 1 in their first game back in the 1966 world Cup, we don't like to talk a out it, but you know what happened. Stallone was our goal keeper #WorldCup#WorldCup2018