Harold The Skank

Top skanking tips from the master himself. Rule number 1 - never pay for anything that can be skanked.

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

I have to make a confession. This was all part of a long skank that has got badly out of hand. I wish I’d never made that trip to Wuhan. It was wrong. I apologise #thisguiltthingisanewemotion

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

Stag weekend complete. Money spent - £0.00. Mattresses ruined - 1. Rounds bought - 0. New nicknames acquired - 1 #shitshag #shitshagnomoves

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

Managed to walk out of the last restaurant without paying #skankdo #beginnerlevelskank

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

Just played mr & mrs. My biggest secret is out. #shitshag

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

Today is the day! #skankdo #freeweekend

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

Hey guys. Even a pro skank like me gets anxious about their own stag do. I haven’t been this nervous since..... #skankdo #finishmytweet #nervousskank

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

Guess who’s back skank fans?!!! #stillskanking #olderandskankier #stagskank #1daytogo

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

Hey skank fans! Follow my new interdisciplinary skanking studio @muleStudio very excited about my new project #skankingwithcanines #woof

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

Just pulled off a beauty. Getting a refund on a ticket I never paid for. Thanks @_tavis and @Seatwave #advancedleveleuropeanskanking

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

Turok: Dinosaur Hunter, Legend of Zelda and Lamborghini Challenge. #longskank #profit

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

Skank Alert! Borrow a friends n64 games and never return them. 10 yrs later sell them on eBay to a retro gaming company #playingthelongskank

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

This is an URGENT appeal for help!Met this beautiful lady in London...didn't get no. Anyone know how I can find her?

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

@WelshDalaiLama What ho! Off to HQ to watch the rugby kick match today. Could one get a blessing for those jolly good english rugger chaps?

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

In light of all the rumours...just wanted to confirm that this is an official account from @HarriFMLewis

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

Happy Christmas skank fans! Just about to indulge in my traditional 18 sprout sandwich

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

Meeting BBC chief later to pitch a new documentary "Inside the mind of a Skank". BBC4 or prime time BBC2 seems to be the main sticking point

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

I skank, therefore I am

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

Really looking forward to ruining some of @owenjones43 meals over the festive period

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

In light of Mr Osborne's recent announcement it is with great pleasure I can announce this years annual round is cancelled #austerityskank

[Harold The Skank @HaroldTheSkank]

@tom_cwmdu I will be making an announcement about this shortly