we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896
One week of bars being open past 1am and the people of Boston are acting like rural townspeople at the end of a film where a friendly outsider teaches us to live life to its fullest or overcome our differences, except instead of aliens or drag queens it’s 50,000 Scots
i wanna go to a Sox game, drink 6 beers and share a Fenway Frank (Lady & the Tramp style) and rest my hand on your thigh like 50% of the game & the other 50% i’m just screaming obscenities.. because romance isn’t dead