ya girl thought she was queen of home depot and tried to flip a shovel around by doing a fancy throw&twist move.
too bad I threw&twisted it into my face and now have a giant bruise...
i was outside with my 4 y/o cousin & i tell him to pick a dandilion & make a wish
after wishing to marry his bff when they’re 10 he picked another & said “I WISH FOR EVERYONE TO HAVE FRIENDS AND STUFF” & threw the seeds stuck to his hands in the air and scream “FLY TO JESUS!!!!”
Hey so I finished another painting, it's acrylic on canvas and I've been working on it for a while, so if you want to retweet it that'd be a pretty cool thing
You ever see a spider, but you don’t freak out cause he’s not moving and you think you both have this mental agreement for him to stay put? Well.. I thought me and this spider were tight, but I just looked again and he seems to be missing. Someone please call 911.