Mark Harper MP parody

Responsible for the State of U.K. Transport. Cheekbones of Skeletor. Ex-table dancer. Forest of Dean MP ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ ᴬᶜᶜᵒᵘⁿt - not t’be confused with a Tory.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

I finally got one, as I shud. I be very impo’tant y’know. Cheers ol’ butt. #ToriesDestroyingOurCountry #RodStewart #RishiSunak #ZahawiTaxScandal #heritage

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@DemonBrewer Lissen. I gorrid o’ bleddy cowap fer you buggers. Chun’ ever appy, be yer? Blame the Lydney Independents. ‘ten” even vorest.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@DemonBrewer Why ‘av a tram when I can use me cart an’ ‘os? Plenny o’vree vuel fer Hercules yer mind butt.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@tiny_view @StockenDeborah @CrossCountryUK @RishiSunak @MayorofGM Vorest time. A’morrow.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@DemonBrewer Bin on me ‘olidees in Japan, ant I? Making plans t’bring back thic ‘ogwarts Express.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@Mark_J_Harper Jus’ an idea? Maybe we cud ‘av a taxi rank in our cunstituency? We ant got a single one?

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@PeterTaylorFoD You d’know ‘ow straight I be.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

Pick me, pick me, pick me! Please?

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Dominic Raab, his resignation letter.
The bully, and as with all bullies, defends, denies....

They are all cowards in the end 😡

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@ianstew30509011 @British_Airways @Flight_Refunds @thepointsguy Hmmm? We d’only ‘av English Bicknor International in the vorest. I dun’t think @British_Airways d’fly vrom there.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@DemonBrewer What is dri wiks? D’you mean free wiks? Plus, I think you’ll vind tha’ me very own driver dun’t ‘it them pot’oles. He d’sclusively drive out of the vorest. Not my zircus.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@PeterTaylorFoD @Mark_J_Harper @HuwMerriman Bu’ also Newent an’ ‘untley were never vorest till we gerrymandered them in.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@PeterTaylorFoD @Mark_J_Harper @HuwMerriman Yer, I be on the roight zide of thic A48. Them on t’other zide also ‘av no business.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@TheLastLeg All of them.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

Pick me, pick me! #NadhimZahawi #ToryTaxEvasion #ToryChairman #ToriesUnfitToGovern

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

Jus’ confirming’ yer rumours tha’ I dun’t live on this planet, let alone in the Vorest. Send ‘elp #NHSStrikes #ambulancestrike

[Mark Harper @Mark_J_Harper]

🚀 Today we’re one step closer to opening the UK’s galactic gateway with @VirginOrbit receiving the UK’s first ever spaceflight operator licence.

🇬🇧 We’re now on the cusp of the UK's first launch from @SpaceCornwall in 2023.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@PeterTaylorFoD @Mark_J_Harper @VirginOrbit @SpaceCornwall Oh dear. You seem t’be takin’ the werds owt o’ me own cake’ole.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@Stephen14520001 @Mark_J_Harper @HMCoastguard @RoyalNavy @ukhomeoffice @kent_police @RNLI Shame they have no choice but to be a charity of volunteers.

[Mark Harper MP parody @HarpicMp]

@Mark_J_Harper @HMCoastguard @RoyalNavy @ukhomeoffice @kent_police Sorry everyone. What I meant to say is tha’ I have empathy with every person tha’ be strugglin’ right now. Maybe you got me all wrong?