Harriet Johnson

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

Friendly advice for boys on dating apps:

People have full time jobs, give them time to reply to you

Sending ‘???’ One day after you send a basic ‘hi, you alright’ makes ovaries all over the world shrivel up and die

My biggest 🚩🚩🚩

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

@ur_momfriend That’s rubbish!

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

I swear to god if any of these boys stay single and get on their fucking high horse I will lose my shit! #LoveIsland

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

@CourtneyJ_Dean Boris say’s sorry 😅😂 x

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

How do I get @SamRyderMusic to marry me?

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

Ah yes us midwives and nurses often have a cheeky bevy in the staff room 👍Our staff room was in fact limited to having 3 people in it at once, which often meant we had to eat standing up in a different room, which is fab when you stand for 13 hours with only half an hour break👍

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

"I don't think at any time he thought he was breaking the law... he thought just like many teachers and nurses who after a very long shift would go back to the staff room and have a quiet drink"

Tory MP Michael Fabricant urges Boris Johnson to apologise
https://t.co/3ZREVQ9bOB

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

@sophiestock96 I have serious fomo now

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

Honestly I find it very rude that the bestie got covid without me...like what am I meant to do now?

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

@ur_momfriend 🎉🎉🎉 yasss queennnn

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

Do we all agree that Shane from love is blind looks like an American version of Joel dommet on coke?

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

I've reached peak adulthood. I'm staying up late to watch the curling final

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[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

@ur_momfriend @deeenss

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

I remember the time my housemate was telling about how bad mortgages are and that you should just save up and buy the house without one...

[pez @periuspb]

when I was living with my rich housemate one day he casually asked his sister to transfer him two grand and it really sank in that no, we don't all have the same 24 hours

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

Not to be dramatic but if I don't go to Tokyo DisneySea I might die

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

I can't tell you how much I enjoy a square neck line, watch it feature in 90% of my future outfits

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

But we can't go on strike because many of us put our patients lives before our own.

So all I can do is tweet my frustrations so 5 people can read it. Nothing is going to change until we have a government that actually respect us. And even then, it is going to take a lot to fix.

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

The NHS is crumbling.

Staff are being treated like shit. We pay to have our pin number. None of us can protect ourselves or our pin. We are being made to do dangerous things and work in seriously unsafe circumstances.

[Harriet Johnson @Harriet2468]

@ur_momfriend So cool!!