Lorene Leitzke

He or she helps to make the discomfort disappear completely with just a grin.

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@Shellhamerzg Art is anything you can get away with - Andy Warhol

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We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery - H G Wells

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Men have conceived a twofold use of sleep; it is a refreshing of the body in this life, and a preparing of the soul for the next

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I was taught very early that I would have to depend entirely upon myself that my future lay in my own hands - Darius Ogden Mills

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My ex is in my trunk, but I pushed me car off the grand canyon..

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Dirty #joke Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes

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How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak? - Jay Leno

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Bird #joke What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker? A bird that talks in morse code!

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@AnkleBootsSale We must give lengthy deliberation to what has to be decided once and for all - Publilius Syrus

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#FF #TeamFollowBack @Guineveregyozc @JessicaLynn104 @KaijzerPromo @lasesa @Fresh_NoPrince @miivtaa @Guillemaycskv #FollowFriday

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I love nice people but not the really really nice ones those are annoying

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Book title #joke Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue

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Glee reference on Entourage?! Yay haha

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If I park 20 spots from the store in an empty parking lot and you park next to me, I'm kicking your car 34 times

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#TeamFollowBack @Gracienkxvr @trinatrino @doni_way @lilmissbeebee @vivalatwix @sandinayy @Graciefajbc #ff #FollowFriday

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@HeadscarfCloth The good befriend themselves - Sophocles, Oedipus at Colonus

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Vampire #joke What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead

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Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks Review: Graphics are REALLY nice. Your jaw will drop when you see some of the bosses http://t.co/FAWJgAls

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#followfriday @Giuliaxltvx @Hailyythgc @GegehChaBay @wildhankamil @Iamnumber09 @DavidISwagg @Giseleyepos #ff #TeamFollowBack

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Ethnic #joke What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o