Harris Alterman

Comedian. NYC.

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We asked couples "What's your partner's least attractive feature?"

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In his defense, I would also be distracted by the bold flavor of Hard Mountain Dew. #ad #HardMountainDew @hardmountaindew Must be 21+ to watch.

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The world’s hardest sales job

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The arc of the moral universe got red pilled

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@samlymatters THANK YOU

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Just heard a woman scream on the street and I thought Kamala won but it was just a rat

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Trump or Biden?

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Looks like piss is the winner

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When you don’t know the judges on the ballot. #election

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Moderator: tell us your stance on immigration

JD Vance: once upon a time there was a boy. A small boy. His name was James, and he lived in a giant peach. And that boy was me. I’m James D Vance and I lived in a giant peach. So that’s what I’m about.

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

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The Shawshank Reassignment

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ok new trend, post your most pointless google search

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tryin to get JD on the pod

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OpenAI just dropped a new AI that can summarize books down to one word!

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How’s your New Year’s resolution going?

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I traveled back in time to ask people during the Great Depression what they thought about season three of The Bear

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the future is here

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new AI lets you turn text into hummus???

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give him a netflix special

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Vance: I had a Diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today. I'm sure they will call that racist.

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Who is your celebrity lookalike?