David Sitrick

welp.

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

@nadienadianadie @jeremysmiles Wait did something happen to Billy Joel

[Anders J Lee @andersleehere]

"It's undignified for a 34 year old in NYC to make 35k a year" is a pretty popular sentiment among the my ex-girlfriend community.

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

@victryena We are all witnesses

[Fox News @FoxNews]

🚨 BREAKING: Trump warns 'whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again' if Iran doesn't agree to deal to end war

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

Rooting for a professional sports team is an exercise in picking your favorite robber baron and the idea of finding superiority in choosing any of them is the same as preening because you eat crunchwraps instead of mcdoubles

[Ross Barkan @RossBarkan]

Walk the streets of Greenpoint, Williamsburg, Bushwick, Ridgewood, Bed-Stuy, Crown Heights, Prospect Heights. Find a baseball fan who moved to NYC as an adult. Vast majority are Mets fans.

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

Really glad I don’t know anyone like this in real life, every sensible human should want to see bad umpires humbled

[Unbiased Mets Fan @TheMetsX]

@JeffPassan If you’re a fan of this, there’s genuinely no argument against just fully automating the strike zone

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

ABS is finally realizing every umpire’s dream of people tuning in to watch them and it’s a devastating nightmare for all of them. What a monkey’s paw wish come true.

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

@ThirdWayMattB @daveweigel I don’t fear this because nobody you’re worried about this with knows or cares who the fuck hasan piker is hope this helps

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

@vikdeadgens @soulkhan Fell for this shit once, it’s not getting me again!

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

@eleanoir I kinda love blago, you gotta respect an old school straightforward charlatan like that

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

@SchaufDS @SceneSallard Please stop pretending like you aren’t using chatgpt to write shit like this jfc

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

@usurpthachef You’re not on the left dumbass

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

@AaronIsaacs69 point stands!

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

@eleanoir lol

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

@AaronIsaacs69 @zakagan k-hive kagan they call him

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

lol Headquarters. Kamala’s about to announce her new running mate Scott Rogowski

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

@AaronIsaacs69 @zakagan zach did you make this joke somewhere already

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

@brynnposting I’m a two towers man but “A SWORD DAY, A RED DAY” absolutely fucks

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

There is a daily battle for "most prescient piece of media in my lifetime" between Children of Men and Infinite Jest

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The Trump administration has held covert meetings with separatists in Alberta, Canada, per FT