Harris County Criminal Justice Center

Official unofficial page of the ugliest building in the Houston skyline.

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Here at the Harris County Criminal Justice Center, our elevators may be broken, but don't worry! The tunnels to the jails are still working fine.

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@jaguirrelaw @hcdcburgess @HarrisCountyDAO @zachdespart @HoustonChron We've abolished juries

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it's time

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If Houston gets cold this winter, we'll have to start burning the [REDACTED].

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@JoshReiss amazing work

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Mood

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@alisongrinter

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It's always great to have an ally as a VP.

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hopefully people read our username before they rt

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RE: today's election

We don't really care who wins anything, because–no matter what–we will continue to incarcerate people.

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If Houston gets cold this winter, we'll have to start burning the [REDACTED].

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Wait... are WE the problem?!

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@PaulBKennedy I suppose that's worth a shot.

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After meeting with our plastic surgeon, we decided to get a lift done.

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@alonzoce1 Ha! Hilarious!

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@TexasAmyM

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@negroesquire Sometimes, the only way to cope is by making fun.

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@keribla We're more interesting, anyway.

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@keribla @JustMattMichael This is true. We kinda get off on it, to be honest.

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We endorse Kamala Harris because she likes putting people in jail.

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@keribla FUCK SHIT BITCH FUCK ASS SHIT

(We love you.)

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@keribla As long as you like us for the sarcasm and not for the blatant fascism...