BREAKING NEWS‼️ Florida man arrested for throwing giant inflatable dice into alligator infested waters. When asked why he did it he reported: “I don’t want to sing heartbreak girl ever again”. Man was later revealed to be the bass player of Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer.
Margot Robbie (#Barbie) reveals to Vogue that her top listened song so far this year is “Motion” by Luke Hemmings:
“I’ve been obsessed with this song since it came out, it helped shaping Barbie. Luke Hemmings is truly genius, I’m a huge fan.”
@DarrylWarped67 @Jennife22260268 @tropmonky i still can’t imagine how traumatic it must’ve been for many! i can’t speak for others here, but i feel like i would’ve rather it be private if i were to, you know.. i feel awful for just thinking about it though.
@RocketMoneyApp how are y’all just gonna automatically sign me up for your premium?!? i’ve just found out through a fucking insufficient funds letter from my bank too. no refunds either?!? “sorry to see you go” my fucking ass.
It’s wild parents don’t think they are the issue at all. Your kid would rather pay 600-1000 dollars a month to get a apt or a house and not live with you for free for a few years. Really think about that
Y’all... so my child asked to wear her sunglasses to school today, fine. I figured they were gonna take them off for picture day because why would you need sunglasses for Fall pictures, right?... Y’ALL 😭
Today in professoring, a student is visibly smoking a joint in my large lecture course. Ideas on how to address this welcome. Is it fine? Maybe it’s fine
girlfriends on tiktok are so much tougher than me when it comes to these pranks. if my bf tried simply did that thing where you point to a fake stain on someone’s shirt and then boops their nose when they look down, i would likely sob.