Luke Harris

Ferhst teahm cahpitan vs Newcasurl 28/10/14

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

@LURUFC hoping for a big win today! Tave's nunny is going to be dripping all over warehouse D-floor tonight #getthemopsout!

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

@AnnabelleJewson fuxking goif

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

What's happened to Leeds? It looks like New York.

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

Trying to not let the shit pour out my arsehole at the library. Need to run home quick to get it stitched up #harrisknowshowtostitcharse

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

@AliceGargan @girlposts @lawsono quiet GARGan

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

Yuk. Revision. Ah well it's all about the money money money... At least I'm not obese @BNOCEvans

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

Hi guys, feelin quite emosh today. Missing my tavey and her nunny. Anyway, off to the doctors to get my asshole stitched 👱

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

Been in hospital a few days getting myself a new arsehole made. But don't worry the shagger is back in action #harrisknows

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

@alexwatkinsBNOC thinks he is the big dog in town now but Harris knows that this is incorrect. He isn't first team VC #harrisknows

[George Ford @George_Fordy]

Thanks for the support and messages, I'm giving away a pair of my @adidasUK playing boots, RT and il pick a winner

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

Can't wait 4 this house parti tonight. Going to be bitches everywhere. Might even see a return of the ozzy glasses #shagger

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

@alexwatkinsBNOC us chillin in bulgaria haha!

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

@alexwatkinsBNOC well I'm first team 4, and my cock is like a big ginger log #ifuckbitches #feedmepoon

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

@alexwatkinsBNOC who the fuck do you think you are #snoc

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

Get down to the union! Free kfc!! #free #pulledontour #pulledchicken

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

#PulledOnTour

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

#thesystemstheywork

[LeedsUniRugbyUnion @LURUFC]

The 1s score under the posts last play of the game to beat Northumbria 18-16. Back to winning ways! #COYBIG

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

Love minge #harrisknows

[Luke Harris @HarrisKnows__]

@PebblesAllard go suck a fart