chris harris

Writes and does low-rent videos about cars. Also does less-low-rent videos for BBC Top Gear. Contact: [email protected]

[chris harris @harrismonkey]

Maybe Elon can make this place less toxic? Hope so.

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Wake up on Boxing Day,
Call total strangers ‘twats’. Imagine being this tragic? World’s a lovely place.

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@Addicted2Abarth @AbarthFerrari @flintoff11 @BBC_TopGear Imagine being so angry and mean-spirited as this, at this time of year. Hope you find something good for your soul soon-enough. Now please never interact with me again you horrid man.

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Happy Boxing Day to me, Happy Boxing Day to me…..

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@sirPeterMartin1 Lambo

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Undisputed king of vegetables. Cannot get enough of them!!

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A Christmas message from @collectingcars_ !

[Collecting Cars @collectingcars_]

Chris Harris addresses the nation and the wider world with some highlights of the year we have had at Collecting Cars and Watch Collecting (@wc_auction)!

To watch the full video - https://t.co/SvgZ4X5JVC

@harrismonkey #CollectingCars #WatchCollecting

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@dking17 @Jward35 More likely to see a man with a white beard stuck in a chimney

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Old cars are fun

[Goodwood Revival @goodwoodrevival]

The best RAC TT Celebration onboards! #GoodwoodRevival #reviveandthrive
https://t.co/wtxCu7wTdd

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@bluebirdk7 @downshep @autocar @FocusRSForum @UkForduk Audi 80 spare from memory

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Guess the Christmas song? @BBC_TopGear tonight 8.30 BBC1

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@ThePollitt It’s still going.

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Very special cars.

[David Shepherd @downshep]

2003 The last MK 1 Focus RS. It had a bespoke finishing plant where the RS parts were fitted & we drove the very last one back to the UK. With @harrismonkey for @autocar #focusRS #fastford @FocusRSForum #ford @UkForduk

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@yiannimize @MaximumAttackDT @finners_99 No blue badge boss. Not defendable which ever way you look at it. Merry Christmas!!

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Not quite sure where to begin with this.

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@yiannimize @MaximumAttackDT @finners_99 Whoosh

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@MaximumAttackDT @yiannimize @finners_99 Was more interested in it being parked in a Disabled spot, but if that doesn’t bother you then no worries.

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It’s not so much the rolls as where it’s parked. Look closely…..

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@sniffpetrol Tricky things 959s on the limit. Lot of understeer.