@PeteWishart "You've got a nice little business here, it would be a shame if anything should happen to it, broken windows, gas explosion and suchlike, so my and my brother's "friendly" advice is to stay well off our turf and don't get fkg nosey!'
The Krays.
@PeteWishart Especially now that Nicola has moved to London and is the premier literary toast of Bloomsbury. Her first novel, "The Incredibly Invisible Motor Home", a saga of psychosomatic snow blindness, vanishing coffee machines and steel chop stick used as murder weapons, is a "must read".
@jackiekemp@RoryStewartUK@campbellclaret Nicola's eye sight is known to be "on a spectrum". As a child she was taken to see Father Christmas and screamed out "that beardy fucker is Karl Marx and he wants to stifle my bourgeois ambitions!" Nicola was 33 at the time, but still...
@StarmertheFraud To "work with" is therefore to defend against attacks. The "Josh is different now", that's to be the Burnham pay off line for services rendered? Opportunity knocks?
This is not a Labour party, it's a toilet overflowing.
@BirdThe86733@Barristerblog Third strand, young women must accept that "damaged boys" need priority rehabilitation, and, as young women of little consequence, they must shrug off their humiliation and life long damage, because (after all) that goes with being a woman.
@tozdee57 I find it easier to send them my wallet and those of my family with a quick note saying, "I'm a gullible Kwent, help yourselves"
The reply I get says, "Too fkg right we will, now piss off".
It's very like being in the Moonies.
@FerroxGhilie The Mobile Home was in fact a highly sophisticated TV transmitter that would roam the country broadcasting anti SNP and independence propaganda. Nicola found out and has now fled to London England to lead the struggle from her new townhouse.
@brawday Peter Murrell is an agent of British imperialism and it's secret services. The mobile home was in fact a huge TV transmitter designed to broadcast anti Independence/SNP propaganda non stop. Nicola has bravely fled to London to head up the Scottish resistance from the Savoy Hotel.
@TelferPaula@theSNP My house burnt down last night but I'm really not bothered because it was torched by the SNP and they left a a great note saying that the 100 + foot flames were used to write a speech by!
My wallet is open 24/7 just like my skull.
@BjCruickshank@FrazJackson Murrell wasn't appointed. He descended from heaven by divine intervention, hands free, to lead the forward march of independence. Choirs sang & small children garlanded him with rose petals. Swinney was merely the instrument of this sacred process dating back thousands of years.