Harrison Beck

[Harrison Beck @HarrisonBeck5]

@Acyn It would be objectively better than this psycho sack of shit having a nuclear weapon.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

“I’M GONNA DIE SOON, MAYBE TWO WEEKS, MAYBE LESS. EVEN MY BIG MACS ARE SAYING IT, WITH SAUCE RUNNING DOWN THEIR BUNS LIKE TEARS. IT MAY BE THE GREATEST DEATH IN THE HISTORY OF DEATH, QUITE FRANKLY. VERY SAD.”

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Ladies and gentlemen, all our thoughts and prayers have been answered.

[Harrison Beck @HarrisonBeck5]

@AnnaDeMilanese @braesikalla

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

LET’S KEEP IT REAL

According to Trump, Black jobs are in factories. And we already know if a Black person is a doctor, lawyer, engineer, executive, professor, pilot, or CEO, he calls it DEI.

Yesterday, Trump was asked why Black unemployment is still 7.3%, far above the national average of 4.3%.

His answer? Don’t worry, Black workers will do well when more factories and car plants open.

Apparently, in Trump’s America, our future is on the assembly line.

[Ksawery @Ksawery_Kreft]

Karma is a b*tch ;)

[Harrison Beck @HarrisonBeck5]

@highbrow_nobrow Sounds like he also gargled with drain cleaner.

[Harrison Beck @HarrisonBeck5]

@RpsAgainstTrump @MalcolmNance He thinks it's D for Donald.

[Harrison Beck @HarrisonBeck5]

@DHSgov

[Dark Hunter Brandon @darkhunterbrndn]

Folks, I gotta tell you:

Doing crack was pretty bad and I'm grateful for rehab and recovery.

But at least I didn't do coke off a toilet seat while drinking raw milk from a creature that sleeps where it shits.

There's no coming back from that, cornpop!

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

Dems should counter program Trump's 80th birthday celebration with performances by Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Swift, and Bad Bunny, have it emceed by Stephen Colbert, and name the event after Obama.

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

Another one…🤡🤡🤡😳😳😳

[Staff Sergeant Gonell, Aquilino @SergeantAqGo]

This shit. Law and order they say.

[Naomi Rohatyn @omibaloney]

Lmao even Nixon had the decorum to keep his enemies list secret and internal

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Jake Lang, who beat Capitol police officers with a baseball bat on January 6, spent four years in federal prison on an 11-count indictment, got pardoned by Trump on day one, and was recently running for U.S. Senate in Florida, was arrested Tuesday night in Frisco, Texas on a criminal trespass warrant.
He hopped a fence into a high school stadium to film what he claimed was dried blood from a stabbing, then posted it online for clout.
Since his pardon he has also been charged with felony property damage in Minnesota for destroying an ice sculpture, charged with threatening a Capitol police officer, showed up outside a mosque in Plano holding a severed pig’s head, threw chocolate coins outside AIPAC while doing a Nazi salute, and dragged a goat on a leash to a protest against a Muslim mayoral candidate. For real though!
Trump pardoned this bastard. He is currently in the Collin County jail complaining about his mattress.
The pardon was 136 days ago. VIA~~Eric Blackerby

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

A truly criminal organization.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Trump has another gay dementia moment:

Trump: “I forgot to touch his leg. His leg is hard like a rock.”

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

Um, no. No one should be able to obtain your private medical records without your consent. Period.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

We all know Trump just wants to go to that Knicks game on Monday so he can watch big, strong, tall, muscular, sweaty men run and jump.

[Harrison Beck @HarrisonBeck5]

@WhiteHouse Go back to sleep, Piggy.