David 🇵🇹

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[David 🇵🇹 @HarrisonJo35544]

If a mosquito needs blood to birth children
Does that mean I am the mother of the ones in my house?😤😤🥹

[David 🇵🇹 @HarrisonJo35544]

I hope say na Netflix this my new Samsung wan open like this😢

[David 🇵🇹 @HarrisonJo35544]

I hope say na Netflix this my new Samsung wan open like this😢

[ABISCO @Abisco__]

According to her,no matter how sick, exhausted, or bedridden a man is, the moment his girlfriend walks into the room, he will magically find the strength to perform.

​Do you agree with her? 👇

[Chief & Queen @LyfAcrosBorders]

🔥 IMAGINE TELLING AN AFRICAN PARENT THIS 😭

A British dad finds out his daughter dropped out of university to SELL ADULT CONTENT.

His first reaction?
Not the money. Not the income.
He talks about her future, reputation, consequences, and how choices today can follow her tomorrow.

Now imagine that same conversation in a Naija home 😭🔥

Before she finishes explaining the £5k/month, you’ll hear about:

* School fees sacrificed
* Family name
* Prayers and expectations
* Legacy
* “What will people say?” 😂

Money can solve problems, but it doesn’t automatically build character, discipline, or purpose.

A quick bag can change your lifestyle.
But your values shape your destiny.

Be honest: how would your parents react if you were in this situation? 👀

🎥 : @thetradersmanuk

C & Q ✍️🏾
𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏’𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒖𝒔 - 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒖𝒔. 𝑮𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒚.

[David 🇵🇹 @HarrisonJo35544]

@DurkioWiz Na so life supposed be na 😅

[David 🇵🇹 @HarrisonJo35544]

@Cleverlydey4u No be today you supposed move 😞

[David 🇵🇹 @HarrisonJo35544]

@Cleverlydey4u De play 😂🤣🥰

[David 🇵🇹 @HarrisonJo35544]

@yabaleftonline This one sad ooo 😔

[David 🇵🇹 @HarrisonJo35544]

@dammiedammie35 Forget oo people get money for Lagos ooo 😯

[David 🇵🇹 @HarrisonJo35544]

@Cleverlydey4u Shaii na job she de fine 🤣🤣

[David 🇵🇹 @HarrisonJo35544]

Lekki street boy don vex call out Maduka Okoye saying he wants to collect all the Nigerian women 😃😃

[David 🇵🇹 @HarrisonJo35544]

Lekki street boy don vex call out Maduka Okoye saying he wants to collect all the Nigerian women 😃😃

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Some people joke with life too much.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

A day in the life of an average Nigerian man

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Ahhh😂😂😂

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

He thought the surprise was over when his flatmate walked in on him without clothes,until she did something else 😂

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

“I’m the kind of person that will never marry for love. I’ll always marry someone I don’t like, so I can be able to cheat”
—Lady says

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

Femi Dapson pranked his newly wedded wife Simisanya that he slapped a police officer and had been taken to the station 😭🚔

The first thing she asked was “What about all your contacts ? Can’t they get you out?….perliks don laugh tire😂

[David 🇵🇹 @HarrisonJo35544]

Should a man take permission from his wife before bringing his mother to his house?

[David 🇵🇹 @HarrisonJo35544]

Should a man take permission from his wife before bringing his mother to his house?