Tim Tebow:
-jacked
-wife is 2017 Miss Universe
-benched 225lbs 32 times as a Freshman
-hates condoms
-Heisman Trophy winner
-2 National Championships
-spends his free time hunting child predators
-given 10,000 special needs kids the best day of their life
-great at being serious but you can tell he’s a blast to drink beer with at a wedding
-greatest College Football player of all-time
Superman has a poster of Tim Tebow in his bedroom.
If you’re not a fan of Tim Tebow you’re not a fan of life.
I wonder what Arteta’s doing rn man. Prolly laid up at the crib in some Gucci linnen, Tom Ford boxers, Margiela candle burning in the back while listening to the finest basque jazz classics on his 200k Hi-Fi system. His wife waiting in bed but his head is at Brighton, focused.
Brian Kelly: “I’ll fake a Louisiana accent, that’ll make em love me”
Lane Kiffin: “I’ll just walk out with baddies one week and some of the coolest people in the world the next”