Harrison Ringel

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Putting RG3 in the booth is one of the best things to happen to college football.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Loulou and Coco. They just became new parents. It's a lot to handle so far. 13/10 for all

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Ugly Christmas sweater at work. XXL in the girls section at Walmart. Fits like a dream.

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@NotChuckStein The dancing crab edit was pretty choice.

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What are they going to advertise on social media now that voting is closed?

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Update: Jim Harbaugh, repping boots and navy blue pants, WINS. GAMES.

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@RomakerDylan Keep your doors down

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I’m Harrison Ringel and I suffer from erroneous dichotomy.

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@chloe_dillinger Mine says “pursuit angles”. My inner athlete is just screaming to get out I guess.

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

I hate this stupid motherfucker

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Goose posed perfectly for a family picture. Then my dad decided he wanted to take his glasses off but Goose already tried walking away. Don’t worry. We got him back.

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@ro_co91 I didn’t mean to do you like that

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@CoachZachSmith @uh_uh_aaron_88 I’m a Michigan fan and I cannot agree with this more

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The sentence "I never said he stole my money" can have seven different meanings depending on which word is stressed when speaking it aloud.

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Melvin Sneedly from Captain Underpants is a savage. He has the best roasts in the game. He’s on record calling George and Harold two legged chairs, mismatched bowling shoes, dead batteries, beknickered aristocrats??? Old boy has a new roast every episode.

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@_alwilly That’s no problem. With my income, and advances in modern science, I could live to be two... maybe three hundred years old

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Contrary to the slandering of my pup’s intelligence via my SnapStory today, my prayers are with the people who don’t even have a dog to get them through this quarantine. It just hit me how bad this must have been for you. I guess all I can say is GET A DOG NEEERRRDDSS!!!