Harrison Says

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I just can't trust a fat doctor.

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What's the big deal with twins, anyway?

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Band has destroyed my GPA.

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Listening to opposing fans trash talk..."Probably best to keep my mouth shut. Im 11
I'm not gonna bar fight"

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To me, you're a pretty old mom. But to Maggie (Harrys sister), you were average.

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I've got unspoken rizz.

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In discussing relationship with first 6th grade girlfriend:

Relationships are hare, because you don't feel like you can tell a girl that you want to hang up.

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After 1sr soccer practice "it went pretty good. I think we are going to get 3rd place."

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When I turn 18 I'm going to legally change my name to Nick Bufferson.

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I don't get the WWE it's just guys with 6 packs wearing speedos and boots

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When talking about tattoos soccer players have... "I think golfers don't have as many tattoos because they have made better life choices"

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H has covid. Hasn't felt well. Homework is late. Teacher emails about missing assignments.
Harrison tears up and says " mom, you have to stop letting me watch TV. I need discipline"

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Last night:
Harry (sounding concerned)- I just hope I’m not a teen dad
M- you won’t be. You won’t be doing what it takes to have babies when you’re a teen.
H (looking increasingly worried)-well…. There is rape…..
M- Are you worried about getting raped??
H- yeah, kind of

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When I get older and if I get fat, I hope it is just in my calves because everyone will just think its just muscle.

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When I was at soccer camp, we were doing a drill. Coach is from a foreign country like Spanish but African. We were doing a drill I thought was called Caesar's but it's really called scissors.

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Went to the principal's office today for telling the truth.

"I guess there is no such thing as freedom of speech anymore."

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Do you have 2 $5 to exchange for this $10? I want to put $5 in for my college savings and keep $5.

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My bucket list:

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After FIRST day of Tae Kwon Do practice? Instructor? Any questions?

H: yes, when do we get trophies?

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Not a HS, but a memorable moment.

Spoken by meet the teacher on Zoom by the teacher. Everyone is online on cam.

"So, I see we have a student that is named John but prefers to be called Fielding"

Fielding has a Pacman game in his room, as did all kids named Fielding.