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@RayLucille @stfujun It’s tough Fr

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If you don’t use a straw at Waffle House, you are immune to the coronavirus.

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@marycharlesss Psycho crazy

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Arguably the funniest comedian on Netflix @iliza #amazing

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Driving the bus the last 3hrs of the 11 hour trip to Dallas... who ridin?

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@Tommieharris90 @AmericanAir No tag?

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If you ain’t flying @Delta when you are in Atlanta you aren’t doing it right @Tommieharris90 #neverflyinamericanagain

[harrison.spivey @HarrisonSpivey]

Edu: “Harrison who is Magic Johnson?”
Me: “He’s a Hall of Fame retired point guard for the Lakers and was their president of basketball operations”
Edu: “Oh so he’s Magic Mike!”
Me:

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So I texted my number neighbor today... Didn’t go as expected

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If you’ve never tried yoga I highly recommend it. It’s like an adult solo version of twister but the mat doesn’t have colorful dots.

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Dogs shouldn’t be able to get cancer

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All girls are crazy so you might as well get a pretty one and hope she’s the same kind of crazy as your mom.

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Doesn’t everyone have a cow in their front yard #Kate #cowboystuff #yeeyee #popbreathethroughyournose

[Christy Spivey @SpiveyChristy]

Pop ordering in a restaurant is like playing go fish @HarrisonSpivey #doyouhavehoneymustard #canihave3chickenfingers

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

New York has decided to sacrifice their babies on the altar of convenience. Maybe you don’t think there is a God watching. He is. Keep on mocking Him and find out.