My name is Harrison

My name is Harrison Ford. I am Han Solo and Indiana Jones. This is my Twitter. *parody*

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

Thank you @carrieffisher

[President Gary @GaryFrPresident]

So the Paris deal isn't good for our economy? You know what isn't good for the economy? Not having a fucking earth.

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

I like the Earth. DonaldTrump, stop trying to fuck it up.

[Bad Mother Leia 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @BadMotherLeia]

You gotta love family.🖕🏻

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

@GillianA do u like potatos?

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

I don't like big orange Oompa Loompas running the country.

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

Fun fact: My favorite food is SPAM.

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

Cheers.🍻

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

I sneezed today.

Someone was like, "OMG Harrison Ford just dabbed!"

What is a dab?🤔

I don't understand children.😕

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

Harrison Ford
Harrison Sword
Harrison Bored
Harrison Cord
Harrison Lord
Harrison Roared
Harrison Hoard
Harrison Poured

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

#sassysockmonday #diggingthesassysocks https://t.co/W5lL9nQnF6

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

Harriet Ford?

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

I wonder who that cool guy is behind them?🤔

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

Well did you sing Happy Birthday to UR guy??? https://t.co/qhkY6h0zST

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

Wait for it…🍻

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

I see. Thank you for the compliment. I did many squats to achieve it.💪🏼 #HardWorkingHarrison https://t.co/onTZR0DKs6

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

I am! https://t.co/92A2wMDtGI

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

Thanks! ❤️ all you fans out there! https://t.co/NMHREFNIM3

[PedroPascalOhioFan @stratman_deb]

Happy birthday Harrison! 74 never looked so good. Thank you for being you! ! We ♡ you. #HarrisonFord

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

It's my Birthday! I'm 74 years old!!! And guess what folks, I can still rock an earring! 🎉🎈#FashionableFord

[My name is Harrison @HarrisonTweeter]

What makes it so important? https://t.co/h3Cvrty4m6