CARL HARRISON

You should already know my bio because im Carl Harrison if not ask about
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Them nervous lads who are best mates with girls just cos they can't pull them make me laugh,bet it kills em when they talk bout boys to them

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@CamBurrows92 who hahaha

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How gay is it you have a rule "no double txt message" when you first meet somebody but after a while you don't give a fuuuark

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Just ordered a large donner kebab with extra Donner meat

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“@livgracephoenix: Love a cheeky little chiller tracksuit 👌👊 http://t.co/owY1vFfnGX”gypsy chav

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“@laurencahill7: Wish I paid more attention to important things!!!! #pissedoff #slackbitch”always thinking about the next cock to jump on

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I hate it when girls think because there single there all miss independent

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Is it scruffy I just had a sunbed with my joggers on because I cba taking my trainers off

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If a girl has a 3some no lad can respect her has a gf

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Beating about the bush gets you no where

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All my followers on orange can go a sack of nuts for not giving me there code

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All I ask is your honest with me

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Iv just paid my tax bill for the year so all you doley bums might get a bonus with your job seekers allowance this week #tramps

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Iv just seen a mosher lad in town with a lighter trying to set he's mates fringe on fire...Some people have got a really bad sense of humour

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Iv just exposed a secret undercover slag to the public

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Guilty

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All relationships can ride the good times but it's how you get through the bad times which proves how good it really is

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Rip leeds United

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A good player will someday become a toy of an even better player. It's called karma.

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@HarrisoncarlH @AshCrossland probably worst person that could have seen you