Harrison’s Ford™

I hate Nazis.

Owner Millenium Pinto, archeologist, former President, CIA analyst, Blade Runner, scruffy-looking nerf-herder. No DM

I shoot first. #smokefleet

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

I approve this message.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

I really like this trading card. 😬

[Dark Hunter Brandon @chiefjimchris]

Folks, I gotta tell you:

Doing crack was pretty bad and I'm grateful for rehab and recovery.

But at least I didn't do coke off a toilet seat while drinking raw milk from a creature that sleeps where it shits.

There's no coming back from that, cornpop!

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

This radical Muchahco figured out how to pasteurize milk after it was taken from animals that shit on their own feet

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

Good Morning Muchachos.

Breakfast is on me.

#smokefleet

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

Hey Muchachos.

You should really stop trying to convince Trump that if he starts giving Ukraine all the arms they need, he'll win every award in the world, and he'll gain 10 million voters.

Seriously. Cut it out. It's not nice to fuck with old demented people.
#smokefleet

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

@taradublinrocks @MarkleResists Dammit! I've been trying for two years to get blocked by that fucktard wanking loser.

[Lexus Luthor™️💎👑 @reallexusluthor]

Todd Blanche, President Donald Trump’s pick to lead the Justice Department, was responsible for overseeing the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files, former Attorney General Pam Bondi said during a closed-door interview with lawmakers last month.

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

@NotHoodlum

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

No I did not and there is an entire 30 hours of sworn testimony you can go read that will tell you that I sold paintings that netted me about $225k per year over 4 years. And a DOJ/ FBI investigation and a Senate investigation. And if you think this a scribble then go fuck yourself. That’s 80in x 80in and can be purchased at https://t.co/sGmaYisnZz. I will give you a discount if you use the code “crack is whack.”

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

I’m glad there were 18 republicans. Should have been more. But thank you Don. History will record your name well in this

Who was the dem no vote?

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

@SecRubio Blah blahh blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah.

That's how people who are complicit in empowering Trump's corruption sound to me.

Blah blah blah blah. Blah.

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

@theliamnissan

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

How to spell corruption in five letters: TRUMP

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

This is so insanely corrupt, I can’t even believe it.

More than half the donors to Trump’s $400 million White House ballroom just won over $50 billion in new federal contracts in six months.

And here’s the part that should make your blood boil.

Sixteen of these 27 donors were facing federal enforcement actions, antitrust reviews, labor cases, securities charges. Many of those cases have been quietly dropped or scaled back since Trump took office. You write a check, your legal problems disappear. That’s not a coincidence.

The White House won’t even release the full donor list. They’re hiding it on purpose, because daylight is the one thing pay-to-play can’t survive. A federal judge already ruled ballroom construction has to stop until Congress authorizes it.

Government is supposed to serve the people, not auction itself off to the highest bidder. When access goes to whoever pays the most, working families always end up paying the price.

We either end the corruption, or the corruption will end us.

https://t.co/4MGFzSseFl

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

@JoJoFromJerz I think "rapist sociopath" is more appropriate.

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

Listen to Albania when they tell Kushner "FUCK OFF."

[Middle Eastern Affairs @OpsHQs]

🚨 The situation is completely getting out of control.

Albania is erupting for the second consecutive day in angry mass protests against the Kushner land seizure deal worth $4 billion. 🇦🇱

The Albanian people refuse to become a new Palestine. 💥"

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

1 in 16 pardoned J6'ers have committed recidivism.

[Tyler McBrien @TylerMcBrien]

NEW: A stunning new project from @lawfare's Katherine Pompilio finds that 97 Jan. 6ers who received clemency for their role in the Capitol riot then got arrested, charged, and/or convicted with subsequent crimes—a number much higher than previously reported.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Chris is not mentioned 30,000 times in the Epstein files AND there is no FBI account of a 14 year old girl describing how she bit my penis. Chris has never met Epstein, OR bragged about “grabbing them by the pussy…and they let you do it”, so…eat shit pedo protector.

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

JIM JORDEN KNEW
WHAT STRAUSS DID DO.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Ohio State agreed to pay $100 million to settle legal claims from hundreds of former wrestlers who were sexually abused by a university doctor. Multiple wrestlers and a referee claim that Jim Jordan knew about Strauss’s misconduct and ignored it.
https://t.co/msYxzsjHl0

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

@BobbyAllyn What does it say about this country that George Santos, a serial liar and serial criminal, who stole money from charities for animals, lied about his background, and hoodwinked his constituents, is now seen as an "influencer" by the MAGA set.

Yeah. Bad influence. Typical MAGA.

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

@LokiLoptr @theliamnissan Ah, the original...

Didn't Benny Johnson play one of the pinheads?

[Harrison’s Ford™ @HarrisonsFord]

@theliamnissan Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble!