Well, it's official — the Mariners announced an Alumni Home Run Derby, and somehow I made the list. 😂⚾️
I've taken a few swings in derbies over the years and gotten lucky a time or two, but that was a while ago. The current training regimen is mostly vibes, snacks, and pretending my back doesn't make a noise when I bend over. If you hear a loud crack on August 7th, it's either a home run or me pulling something important.
Either way, the beard's coming. Come on out — it's gonna be a fun one. 💥 #GoMariners #HomeRunDerby
I’m surprised this conversation wasn’t more congenial given Earl Weaver’s reasonable opening position of “You’re here and this crew is here just to fuck us” …
@ChaosBall1977 He was asked the question after the game. His statement was he already goes all out every pitch throwing as hard as he can. So he can’t really go harder.