however, "my christian dior" wouldn't work as well if not for the back to back of "my mayor is muslim / my bagel is jewish" bc that sets up a third religious sect which the dior bar cleverly subverts
Offseason priorities:
Jdub, Ajay, Shai, Hartenstein, Caruso, Sorber - Recovery
McCain, Cason - whatever you want my sweet little lambs
Jwill - continue what you’ve been doing
Topic - get stronger
Dort, Joe, Wiggins - shoot 3s
Chet - switch from weed to coke
wemby being athletic at 7’5” is like the most bourgeoisie thing possible in NBA terms because he was born into biological monopoly and wields physical hegemony over workers
if leftist NBA twitter has any dignity they’d cheer for Brunson cause he’s a metaphor for the proletariat
OKC winning Game 7 tonight without Tony Brothers officiating might be the funniest outcome possible bc yall gonna have to find a brand new excuse. the ref agenda not saving you this time. Ts gonna hit like crack off a stripper booty and I can’t wait
Buddy, this Game 7 is going to hit like GS/OKC in 2016. Defending champs taken to the limit after a historical season. Biggest threat to the brewing dynasty trying to turn their own potential into reality. Wemby switching sides if they lose. Wait how did that get in there.
You can tell that things are actually getting truly inexorably worse because in my day it was "artisanal avocado toast, lattes, and a dang eye phone" and for the zoomers its "mcdonalds"