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[Harrison @Harrrison]

Thanks @AYYBOmusic this was so fun!

GDB INDEED 🔥🔥

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

they should put proximity chat in cars

[thonter @thonterthomas]

however, "my christian dior" wouldn't work as well if not for the back to back of "my mayor is muslim / my bagel is jewish" bc that sets up a third religious sect which the dior bar cleverly subverts

[Я @LJJM__]

We drinking a liter of Dr. Pepper when you lose tonight clown

[roger (gemini) @rjpelleg]

Hunter Biden has me thinking I need to develop and overcome a crippling crack addiction in order to tweet better

[Harrison @Harrrison]

@vtss_pl Hey let me take you out (GA is cool)

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

The human body cannot tell the difference between being on a plane for 8 hours and being in a near fatal car crash

[Sam Presti ⚡️ @SamPrestiGM]

Offseason priorities:

Jdub, Ajay, Shai, Hartenstein, Caruso, Sorber - Recovery

McCain, Cason - whatever you want my sweet little lambs

Jwill - continue what you’ve been doing

Topic - get stronger

Dort, Joe, Wiggins - shoot 3s

Chet - switch from weed to coke

[frick @gofrickurself]

Inventing a weed strain called uncle pussy

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i saw you butt ass naked in my crystal ball. i don't know why it showed me that but i thought you had a right to know

[Drew (Toxic I Guess) @ThunderHusky17]

Thousands of people sat on here all season trying to convince themselves that this wasn’t beautiful basketball.

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[M.T. Lazarus 🌹 @MT_Lazarus]

wemby being athletic at 7’5” is like the most bourgeoisie thing possible in NBA terms because he was born into biological monopoly and wields physical hegemony over workers

if leftist NBA twitter has any dignity they’d cheer for Brunson cause he’s a metaphor for the proletariat

[wave @404xwavey]

OKC winning Game 7 tonight without Tony Brothers officiating might be the funniest outcome possible bc yall gonna have to find a brand new excuse. the ref agenda not saving you this time. Ts gonna hit like crack off a stripper booty and I can’t wait

[nicole @liluziflirt420]

ordering a margarita with a molly rim

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Buddy, this Game 7 is going to hit like GS/OKC in 2016. Defending champs taken to the limit after a historical season. Biggest threat to the brewing dynasty trying to turn their own potential into reality. Wemby switching sides if they lose. Wait how did that get in there.

[Dynamite Farmer @Turbo_Fucker]

You can tell that things are actually getting truly inexorably worse because in my day it was "artisanal avocado toast, lattes, and a dang eye phone" and for the zoomers its "mcdonalds"

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Money23Green @HanaHoops it was foretold:

[Slimhausen @Slimothy94]

I've eaten day 3 coochie

[terra @terrafically]

there is something really funny about how the only way to save your xbox from dying over time, is to remove its ability to tell time

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

This is the power of AI, you cannot prepare yourself enough for how it sounds