Harry Collis

[James Noyes @jranoyes]

Many of these kids will go from their school to a university to study politics, will then go straight into jobs as parliamentary researchers, with perhaps a little stint in a Westminster public affairs agency to earn some money, before eventually being selected as suitable candidates for safe seats to become MPs — and in 20 years’ time they will be saying exactly the same things from exactly the same standing position in exactly the same voices. The grim incubation of machine party politics.

[Samantha Smith @SamanthaTaghoy]

No wonder Tony Blair wants Digital IDs… when his son is the owner of the company that’ll be paid £100 billion to develop and monitor them.

And ol’ Tony has £375 million worth of shares in the company, too.

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Nobody:

Dart players when they’ve just won a game on TV:

[shill⚽️ @TakeAShilllPill]

I’m sorry but this is hilarious LMAO

[Max @MaguireMax]

@ Distrikt last night ❤️

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I work for a water company and I regularly call in fake jobs in a funny voice near me on weekends to get a call out fee and double pay overtime, nearly doubled my salary

[RS @schmid_regan]

10 minutes after entering the black option pub in the town

[Get French Football News @GFFN]

Kylian trying to understand rugby 😆

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

The results of the world’s largest trial of a 4-day week (with no loss of pay) are out:

▪️ No drop in revenue

▪️ 65% fewer sick days

▪️ 71% less burnout

▪️ 92% of companies decide to keep the policy after the trial

The conclusion is clear: we need a shorter working week.

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

Around a dozen firefighters who entered Grenfell as it burned have been diagnosed with uncurable cancers. It is thought to be linked to exposure to the burning materials which killed that night.

I was there and had materials on my body too. We need to know community numbers now.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

This is so beautiful.

[Ruck ’n’ Roll @RnRRugby]

This is one of the best tries I’ve seen.

Beautifully simple, yet brilliantly clever

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My postie dropped a bunch of blank "Sorry we missed you" cards in my apartment foyer. For the last 3 months my neighbours have been sent on missions to retrieve non existent parcels from the post office depending on how loud they are, or how much their dog barks.

[Steve Fowler @SteveFowler]

Something’s not right 😤
Oil prices lower than they were, 5p off fuel duty, but still this…
Is somebody ripping us off?

[Bradford & Bingley RFC @BEESRUGBY]

Hello all, despite the willingness to play by the lads, the captains from both sides have decided to abandon the match due to the conditions. Sorry to all spectators for the short notice! 🐝

The club will still be open and sports will be shown on the big screens all afternoon!

[Harry Collis @HarryCollis]

@Cal_Grainger Boundaries are getting set this year mate 🤒 happy new year anyway my bro 👊🏻

[Harry Collis @HarryCollis]

Seriously New Year’s Day and people think it’s acceptable to ring me and ask me about their fuseboards 🙄