𝘏𝘢𝘻 🐝

Front-row seats to my vacuous Tweets. 26 year-old plastic scouser adopted to Manchester. Octuple threat. There will be typos, you’ve been warned

[𝘏𝘢𝘻 🐝 @HarryCress]

BBC News:

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Trust in news hits a new low, research suggests https://t.co/ELtpyXUulg

[𝘏𝘢𝘻 🐝 @HarryCress]

‘Drinkwater’ is such a silly surname like uh yeah I sure hope he does

[𝘏𝘢𝘻 🐝 @HarryCress]

@H3LLMOUTH_ Happy birthday 🥳

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@adlrex It’s the mega lucario they just hand to you after badge 3, which one-shots every other Pokémon in the game 🫣

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@DeptfordWife1 Prick. My wagon only comes once every 3 days 😤

[𝘏𝘢𝘻 🐝 @HarryCress]

My most unwoke opinion is that if you stand in front of an automatic ticket gate for more than 3 seconds you should be publically executed

[𝘏𝘢𝘻 🐝 @HarryCress]

Ohhhh so this is why it’s the dating app designed to be deleted

[𝘏𝘢𝘻 🐝 @HarryCress]

Windows:

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It’s 2026 - it’s time for us to be able to save a document with ‘/‘ in the file name

[𝘏𝘢𝘻 🐝 @HarryCress]

@MEEKAYUK I actually looked into this further and network rail are building new infrastructure adjacent to rails to solve this issue by 2028! 😊

[𝘏𝘢𝘻 🐝 @HarryCress]

If most UK mobile networks have 99% coverage why does my mobile data never work on the train

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Like wot? bit confusing will never understand that

[Sam⸆⸉/I KNEW IT, I KNEW YOU OUT NOW!!!🩵☁️ @IWishU_Would89]

Ellie Goulding has had enough with the use of evaporated milk in recipes.

"Every time I evaporate the milk, it disappears!" She exclaimed with frustration.

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@uncreativetom They’re rightfully cooking you in the replies mate

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And then I burst in flames

[𝘏𝘢𝘻 🐝 @HarryCress]

Dang it!! I was perfectly catfishing this guy on Grindr with pictures of Jonathan Bailey until I saw ‘Genuine Only’ in his bio and it stopped me right in my tracks!

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@jck1099 Consider this: I will throw myself out the window to escape the sound of the fan

[𝘏𝘢𝘻 🐝 @HarryCress]

Beat a dead horse? Can’t we love it unconditionally instead

[cee @1ovesickkk]

starting tomorrow im gonna be super normal funny sexy kind and functioning