True Jackson VP

Doctors hate him

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

My least endearing quality is that I have an incredible falsetto

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

I would sell my first born child for one of these #TeamRedBill

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

Giving away a Kerry Wood signed Red Bill to celebrate the victory! Quote tweet #TeamRedBill to enter. Winner picked tomorrow at 1:20pm central. Must be following to win.

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

@RepJackKimble Yeah thank god we have the cream of the crop in congress now and not some real idiots!

Why don’t you get a reverse rib removal surgery so you’re not so tempted to suck your own dick, Jack.

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

If I’m on the mound and I see this shit I’m putting a fastball in buddy’s rib cage. I can’t count on getting any close calls from blue after this. You’re gunna shrink my zone in just gunna put your ass on first.

[👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 @TheEXECUTlONER_]

This umpire was behind the plate calling a game.

He overheard the moms in the stands saying this young man up to bat was having a bad day, had injured his knee and was hurting pretty bad and needed a hug. So, he asked him if he needed a hug, he said yes, so he called time out and the Blue obliged and gave him a hug.

A simple act of kindness. If we could do more of these things what a better place this world would be. 💯

Our youth need more leadership like this.

Have you ever seen an umpire call time out and go give the batter a hug? Don’t you think coaches, parents and other umpires alike could learn a thing or two by watching this guy?

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

I be playin bop it at full volume while my girl tryna sleep next to me

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

25-30mph gust blowing out!!! Red Bill giveaway for every Cubs HR?

Yup!!!!!

Retweet and follow @obvious_shirts to enter. #Cubs

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

Absolutely insane sticker on this car I saw today

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

@dandakich @IndianaMBB You are such a miserable little fuck head. Let the kids be excited about coming to Indiana. And YOU stfu for once.

You look like an old penis.

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

MAN DOWN #Cubs #StCheeks

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

White people go crazy for a “speak easy”

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

*20 minutes until dinner time for the dog*

My girlfriend: what does this dog want? Does she need to go out? I can’t figure this out. She wants something. Why does she keep putting her paw on me? Is she ok??

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

Elon musk has ruined the word ‘epic’ for me forever.

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

Just found out my girlfriend messages other guys on Teams at work.

Disgusting harlot.

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

INDIANA WINS THE 2026 CFP NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ‼️

[Indiana Football @IndianaFootball]

Indiana, this one’s for you.

[Indiana Football @IndianaFootball]

THE INDIANA HOOSIERS ARE FLIPPIN’ CHAMPS ‼️

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

#NeverDaunted

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

@arobmoney Give me one good reason why you’d do that? Sounds like loser behavior.

[True Jackson VP @HarryDaughter69]

This morning my girlfriend asked if she can put glass in the microwave

[steward of bloomington @braceywrong]

I will never forgive Greg Sankey and his War of Southern Aggression for making me cheer for B1G teams in the postseason.

It is my God-given right to wish the worst upon all my conference foes, and his incessant whining has taken that from me.