Harry Dickage

Major League Baseball writer for Gunk Daily | Northwoods League Umpire | Former Puddle of Mudd roadie | Furman ‘02

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Karl Anthony Towns is a fucking moron and will cost the Wolves the game #OverratedLoser

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The Waverly Walmart should be open all night long

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Somebody get that psycho bitch freak protesting at the Timberwolves Clippers game off the fucking court. Crazy bitch tried gluing her hands to the floor

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The Pirates are still in good shape to contend for the division

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This ump fucking sucks horse cock #SundayNightBaseball

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The Pirates had a tough one last night. They’ll bounce back tonight

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@BirdFFootball @bigjack82846 @SteveLimbosa @GunkDaily You’re a pussy lol

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@BirdFFootball @SteveLimbosa You’re a fucking freak my man

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Not a Cubs fan but I’ll cheer against the brewers any day! They have hotter fans too

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@Midwest__sports @bigjack82846 I’m going after the bartender

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Went to Cubs opening day with @bigjack82846. Dude is trying to bring home a Brewers fan rn #shameful

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@bigjack82846 Long season ahead my man

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Breaking news: The Chicago Cubs have been eliminated from playoff contention

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Happy Opening Day to my World Series champs Pittsburgh Pirates

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@JonHeyman @Ken_Rosenthal @dennistlin Brent Rooker could be a dawg

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Martha Stewart’s 4 dogs kill her cat and she posts a pic of hired hands digging the cat’s grave?? Bizarre. Sincerely hope her local Animal Control is investigating these dangerous dogs!! Seriously.

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Martha Stewart's savage dogs had to be f'ing stupid dogs to not recognize the scent of Princess and know that cat. They are disgusting dogs which should be put down. I doubt it was a mistake. Those dogs have killed and will do it again.

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How is this news? Also, that cat is fucking fat and ugly

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Brady Manek tripped like a retard and fell on his ass on the biggest play of his life