Kitten but pretty sure I'm really a tiger. King of my castle and getting my humans well trained! Love food, games and sitting on other people's laptops...
Had a very late night making mischief and keeping my human awake with general mayhem, so I’m resting up in my duvet den! Happy #Caturday pals! #CatsOfTwitter
Just found out human staff failed to do my bidding and tweet this from me the other day! Honestly, what is the point of these so called cat servants if they can’t even tweet from the right account. May have to destroy something of theirs now. 🙀
I do what I want on #NationalCatDay (and every day in fact). This remote is mine, so no TV for you today, unless we can watch Big Cats again. #CatsOfTwitter. Happy National Cat Day to all my Twitter cat pals! 🐈
I do not love #GBBO but human number 2 does, and I’m snuggling her while she watches. Can’t tell who is winning right now. #CatsOfTwitter#PatisserieWeek
Not happy. Went to V.E.T. Apparently if you hit the lady there, they get you in a big towel and put a sharp thing in your back leg. But I did get cheese when I got home for being something called “brave”. Don’t think I like the V.E.T very much. #CatsOfTwitter
Practicing wearing my new “harness”, the latest stupid idea by the humans. As yet, this one refuses to fall off like the other previous ones. Sometimes I despair of the human race altogether. #Catsoftwitter#catlife
@WoolShopCat I had this problem with human 2 the other day Bramble. She kept putting me off her so-called “important papers”. She knows that laptop she was using is mine and so is that great pen I love to knock onto the floor. Humans! 😹