Harry_Eileen

An apple a day; Metal; Desert/psychedelic/prog rock; world music; Fiber crafts; Horticulture; Good DIY; Give peace a chance, asshole

[Harry_Eileen @HarryIrene]

We really need to stop treating celebrities like they are royalty, politicians like they are celebrities, and comedians like they are politicians.

What are we even doing here, man?

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I’ve decided to keep at it & just wait to be fired, because any other job I take is going to pay at least $10/hr less than my current salary.

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I should marry a bodybuilder because they eat the same, nutritionally-focused foods every day & I’m into that.

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@CholeraFan 110 becoming antisemitic is going to have a hugely negative impact on high school coaches.

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@Brynsbeaver Lower middle class Christmas is over. We’re doing handmade gifts this year.

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@CantEverDie If a couple of boys were doing this, I would have seen a dozen “you may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like” posts already.

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@IDJoe4Idaho Are those hot links? That’s a damn delicious sandwich

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@Forrdebb @TPV_John Dumb bitch

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@ShallyShelley At this rate…an endangered species

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@MAC_Arms Bein’ a shit disturber for the fun of it. Very nice.

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@StyledApe For a few years, almost every guy felt obligated to tell you that he’d have sex with Johnny Depp when nobody asked. It was weird.

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@idkred3 That’s like a slate green, I think. A cute throw, in any case.

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I sorted garlic for six hours today

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@AlisDekay I’m confused: he thinks we should all be arrested when the weather is hot?

Summer is canceled!

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@wrowclif I thought the biggest takeaway from Jesus’ life is that we should LIVE the Word.

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@providenceluvr @gbrl_dick Soybeans are high in iron

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@xaigorgo @hissgoescobra Everybody should start dressing just like this in response.

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Has anyone else seen that creepy AI panda commercial?

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@Jaredreturns @PanarchyJay “The medical industry profits from keeping us sick. Also, rubbing 15 different chemical mystery products into my skin every day will make it better”

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@ArmedJ0y Looks like something that would have a man-sized garbage disposal at the bottom.