Not Harry Jenkins AO

You will still obey the beard! Speaker or not. ORDER!
Retired MP, seasoned drinker.

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

Boooooooo https://t.co/RYfl9iQLFL

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

@UnwinCatherine ORDER!

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

Jay & Josh may as well have throw poo at each other and called it a day. About as sophisticated as a Hanson press conference.

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

Oh snap!

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

https://t.co/wg7RokfeeL

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

I can now announce that I will be taking Tony Jones on as an apprentice for world's foxiest, retired drinker.

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

I mean, he actually is a Batman villain. He's about as clever as the penguin, but with worse makeup.

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

Bernardi to split from Libs in 2 weeks. I'm as shocked about this as I am that Trump inadvertently quoted Bane in his inauguration speech.

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

I guess she's been Ley'd off.

Sorry.

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

If I have to see this, so do you. https://t.co/Hu8M2HVJ4H

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

Well this is awkward. https://t.co/dST8FShpEd

[Stephen @TheAviator1992]

Why Sussan Ley can never legitimately return to the ministry, explained in just one table. #auspol #leybuy #leybye

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

It would be only natural.

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

If #CrowdedHouse played at the start of parliament everyday, we'd have a much nicer parliament.

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

So pretty one sided then... https://t.co/evqk4t2Ag5

[Markus 🎲 @MarkusMannheim]

So this is it. Probably. #actvotes #Canberra

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

Sometimes we make me proud. Cheers. https://t.co/T4h4lDA2tK

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

An Australian parliament unanimously passed a motion calling Donald Trump a “revolting slug" — via @MarkDiStef: https://t.co/T78oC5XD0j

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

*starts drinking* https://t.co/bs9lYjumVc

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

There's not enough booze in Canberra... https://t.co/lELtS0FwDx

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

Smith reelected as speaker. Good for him. I'm looking forward to sending him a get well card for his upcoming coronary.

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

Parliament is back today. I haven't been this excited since I ripped out my own thumb nail.

[Not Harry Jenkins AO @HarryJ_MP]

For my birthday Pyne sent me a bottle of scotch with his face on it. I'm torn between drinking it and smashing it.