Harry Kane Claims

I take thing's that are not mine and feel no shame in doing it. All claims may not be true but you can't blame a guy for trying. 'Parody Account'

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I told the chairman to hold up the new stadium build as I prefer playing at Wembley.

Then I score in August... at Wembley😉

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RT if you love breasts

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RT if you love breasts

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So proud to have won my first Open Championship. I let that Italian bloke do the last 17 holes but I putted on the 18th⛳

#TheOpen

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I told our chairman to design a stadium in the shape of a toilet seat because our fans often moan that we've played like a bunch of turds.

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Might as well just present me the the Golden Boot award now.

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I meant that 3rd goal

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I leaked the team sheet to the press.

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VAR what the fuck you playing at??

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I told her majesty to give Kenny Dalglish a knighthood. I said it's about time he was rewarded for all his Hillsborough justice work.

She said "you're right Harry"

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I told David Beckham to get his daughter's teacher pregnant to take the media attention off us pre world cup.

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Can't believe I've just won Britain's Got Talent 2018.

Thanks for everyone who voted for me, I'm speechless!

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The Nigeria kit.

I designed that.

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Last minute change of plans.

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@jbh_andy Almost definitely it will carry on throughout the World Cup👍

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Can't believe I'm marrying Meghan Markle today, I just hope I can say her name without showering the vicar in spit.

#PrinceHarry

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BREAKING: I've been shortlisted for LMA Manager of the Year along with John Coleman, Sean Dyche, Pep Guardiola, Jurgen Klopp, Nuno Espirito Santo and Neil Warnock.

I think I've got this award won.

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The Russians fixed it for Mo Salah to win the golden boot, don't even @ me.

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I've only gone and won #EUROVISION

Thank God Mo Salah can't sing!

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One for the scrap book. A non deflected finish.