Harry Marling

The big beat manifesto says: Big beats are the best get high all the time.

[John Galt @BristolGalt]

Tell him his ethnic group doesn’t exist and then reject his job application for being part of that ethnic group.

[SK 💃🏾🕺 @Rimmesfk]

A man has jumped into a tiger enclosure at The Yorkshire Wildlife park!

No reports yet, as to whether he survived or not, apart from gun shots were fired & the park has been closed with heavy police & ambulance presence 🤦🏾‍♀️

I don’t even want to ask, how or why?
#YWLP

[Harry Marling @HarryMarling]

@Rimmesfk @CrimeLdn Fancy telling it off 😂

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Wife:
I smell weed in the garage.
Are you high at 9:14 am???

Me:

[Harry Marling @HarryMarling]

@Sonderisfon Norm.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯 @japan_nobunaga]

The absolute worst thing about opening this app is spotting a banger tweet for 0.2 seconds before the feed auto-refreshes and sends it straight into the void.

Gone forever.

[Mia Perfect 😊 @wormlover92]

Saying fuck during sex is kind of like saying parkour when you’re doing parkour. Wow. Someone has definitely said this before

[TM @RealTrouble_Man]

Saw someone call indian girls “latrinas” & now I can’t refer to them as anything else.

[Fatbaldbloke @Fatbaldbloke1]

The comments are what this app is all about😆

[DB Firearms @ArthurClaudeen]

If we don't laugh it's easy to cry. Here's my favorite Norm 9/11 jokes.

[Animalitos en aprietos. @Animalesaprieto]

Mi papá a las 3:00 am lavando se los dientes antes de irse a trabajar:

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

tears in my eyes everything is going to be okay

[Mark W. @DurhamWASP]

“Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.”

D.H. Lawrence, born 11th September 1885

[Stanley Nwoye @stanleynwoye_01]

How this guy survived after this clean upper cut from Moses Ituma and still later went ahead to win the match really marvels me.

[Jonathan Brown @Broonjunior]

Don’t see why “no fishing rod” is a big deal. A cat catching a fish with a fishing rod would be much more impressive.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.

[D5RSS 🇬🇧 @d5_rss]

White folk brutally murdered by immigrants...Home Office advises family to call for calm.

Black fraudster kills himself.
Vigil in Trafalgar Square. Race baiters given BBC airtime. MPs whip up anti white hatred.

[Ben @_info2019]

73% of women on the titanic survived.

Only 19% of men did.

Read that again.

Even the richest men alive, class, power, status, all useless when the ship started sinking.

Hierarchy collapsed.

Gender didn’t.

“Women and children first”

Not a suggestion.

A rule men didn’t break.

Men stood there.

No panic
No begging.

Just accepted it.

They didn’t ask:
“Do I know her?”
“Is she worth it?”
“Will she remember me?”

No one asked if it was fair.

No camera.
No applause.
No second chances.

Zero return.
Full cost.

Understand this:

When survival gets limited, a man’s life becomes negotiable.

Men like that built the world.

And today?

Masculinity gets mocked.

Call it whatever you want.
But when everything collapsed, men paid first.

This isn’t opinion.
This is history.

[hyak @athosak]

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