Harrison Broadstreet

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

“But I ain’t mad at a prejudice dad, that’s the best damn pussy I eva had”

Is still the bar of bars

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

This shit is so fake

[Cleveland Comedy Network & Festival @CLEcomedyfest]

We’ve got some fun from out of towners this week at All Saints Public House for #NotAllSaints!
@CorbinLeMaster has toured with Mark Normand and even wrote for this year’s Oscars! Joining him is @HarryTheComic & some local faves!
7:30pm Wednesday night at All Saints Public House!

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

When it’s sunny out I’d rather wear sunglasses instead of a hat. No cap.

Am using this right?

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

@Ramone_Russell and @MLBTheShow why did y’all have to tease us and then break our hearts with the big unit? This is the Biden crack pipe thing all over again.

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

If I had alopecia I’d go by “the hypoallergenic human”

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

Growing up is going from “come over my…parents aren’t home” to “come over…my kids aren’t home”

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

Kids just asked me if I could do the jerk…I knew I spent high school practicing this dance at home for a reason.

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

@flowers_ciera @kaylajill777 Wait are you saying you have gossip about someone? Im upset this is how I’m finding out about it 😂

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

@HurleyBird9 @MTV HARRISON, 29
• Wants to be a comedian
• Sleeps with his socks on
• Would have sex with any celebrity just for the story

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

At least once a month I think about what my three facts would have been for “Next” on @MTV

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

You know how I know my ears are too big? Because all the time people are saying how big my ears are. They aren’t saying it to me but trust these mfers got range!

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

I stalagMIGHT lose my mind.

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

@FantasticCavern with 50 2/3rd graders is the tenth circle of hell Dante didn’t have the foresight to see coming.

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

It was not stalacTIGHT

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

TikTok has banned me from updating my bio for 24 hours. I guess fake OnlyFans links that are actually Dave chappelle saying “gotcha bitch” are against community standards. But Tiffany’s pussy connected to that OF link is fine 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

My toxic trait is instead of going to therapy I look for confrontation online.

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

Y’all remember when @TPAIN rhymed mansion with Wisconsin? Man those were better times.

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

DONDA!!!!!!

[Harrison Broadstreet @HarryNarrowRoad]

Pete Alonso is built different