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pissed and saddened

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

I don’t hold my breath next to graveyards because I want to learn their tricks.#phantastic

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

Bulldogs: Every one of them’s got at least one stupid eye.#givesmepaws

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

Ransoming out the last of my dignity to these handsome ad-execs.#themodernpuppeteers

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

@ThiefOfBoredom @TomScibelli What’s a memento?

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

The post-ironic life is not sustainable.

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

@CityofHBPIO Si

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

Asail on a sea of benevolent peers. Aye, but where be the sharks?

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

Can we joke about Cholera yet? I feel like we’re ready now.

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

At Homecoming: I feel like a caterpillar inside of a cocoon, meaning my suit is tight. When will I metamorphisize?!

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

Like an aggressive mold in a long abandoned basement, Mediterranean cuisine has grown on me.

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

In the dark I can be anyone.

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

You? Boring. Me? Handsome. Kevin Hart? The G.O.A.T. Like it or not, these words are the truth.

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

Every night as I curl up in bed, I imagine my covers are thick Spanish Moss, shipped straight from the deep murky bogs of Louisiana! Safe to say I rest easy!

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

@pacinotiemyshoe Do you think you’re too good for magic?

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

Sure, Varsity Blues could be the code name for that whole college scandal project, but I think it would serve better as an alternate title for HBO’s EUPHORIA!

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

I can’t be your Peter Pan. I’m lost, boy.

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

@upgraceupgrace Pretty sure it's ghost

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

Boys talk to girls, girls talk to men, I talk to dragons, and goblins, and ghouls. I am the lighting, in the midsummer sky, I am Parnassus, King of the Fools. What can I get you guys started with?

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

@pacinotiemyshoe Over everything you're going for atm. Come back when you've apologized.

[Harry @HarryTarpits]

@BillyPJ2424 Brother, it's preoccupations like these that stop you stopping world hunger, world-sadness. Don't get BOGged down in these petty little trivialities, turn your nose up, float, fly. Put your many powers to use. SuperBill.