Harry Watson

She/Her (34) - Sherlock/Man in an Orange Shirt & Heartstopper fan. Johnlock, MSR, Sam/Jack. Sometimes political. Sometimes NSFW 🔞
Pro-Choice #DREADpirate

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

I feel like today might be worth a reminder that, in ACD canon, *Watson* was the one who waxed lyrical about how realising that Holmes was in love with him was both the most important moment of their time together AND worth being shot several times for. #reciprocatedINFULL

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

@RohitaKadambi She’s wearing fashion wellies on a camping trip in the sun.

That woman has about as much camping experience as I do mountain climbing!

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

Aberdeen because it’s full of granite

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Where is the hardest place in Britain?

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

@ReallySeeIs @mattxiv Find me a conservative who is on this bullshit who isn’t a candidate for being on a watch list or sex offender’s register & I will be shocked.
They’re always hollering about what they’re secretly up to!

[Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_]

Doctors: "Don't Google your symptoms."

Doctors: "Never heard of anyone feeling like that ever before. Not a thing. Lose weight."

Google: "Here are 85,000 peer-reviewed studies on exactly what you're experiencing. Here's the treatment protocol."

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

@katzenclavier @pjharpy @Maladroithe Some shite off the Internet that was probably fake Orlistat or a (then) legal amphetamine derivative.
Dude was peddling it in dark corners of the office like steroids but he wouldn’t show me the bottle.

The guy was a knob in just about every way possible.

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

@SHolmesblog As long as they’re not Nazi symbols, prison tattoos or something misogynistic like naked pin-up girls, I don’t see the problem.

Although if my doctor is in fact a White Supremacist or a misogynist, it would be a good indicator to avoid them!

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

@Pistachiopea @Maladroithe ALWAYS ready for that discussion! It’s true.

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

@pjharpy @Maladroithe The SPLUTTERING though. “No, I don’t take diet pills! Those are for WOMEN!”

Me: “You do though. That’s what those are. Oh sorry are they branded with MAN STUFF?”

… he went quiet & walked away.

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

@pjharpy @Maladroithe 100%.

I had a boss who was one of these gym bro douches and he was peddling pills to his male staff. I’m a chemist by degree (it was a random finance job I took for a bit to pay the bills). I overheard him once and was like “You take diet pills?”…

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

@metroOval @MissPotkin Oh no. That’s just men on dating apps.

And y’all wonder why we don’t bother.

[Jon Harding @_i0n]

Stealing a case of water from Lidl gets you locked up for 6 months

Being homeless and begging in Llandudno gets you 6 weeks

And not being able to pay your council tax gets you 81 days

But if you try to cheat £3,000,000 in tax, you can be a cabinet minister and heat your horses

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

@nathaliejacoby1 Good period products & housing.

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

NT people get sooooo mad when you headcanon a popular, cool character as being neurodivergent.

Sorry guys, I said what I said. Nick Nelson reads as hella ADHD to me. Just b/c you think only sad, weird nerds can be ND b/c you hate us doesn’t make it true.

#NickNelson #ADHD

[blizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar]

Y’all are going through hoops just to say you don’t respect trans people.

I understand that Harry Potter is a part of your childhood. But the magic of growing up is realizing that you can still hold on to that joy you felt as a kid and also not support a TERF.

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

@aloosepidgeon @mhdksafa Yup!

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

@aloosepidgeon @mhdksafa Two words: school uniform.

There are SO MANY MEN who will zone in on girls in uniform. Especially on public transport.

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

@alijd_mac @mhdksafa There’s always that one who gets past your spider senses too. And that’s all it takes.
You never know if the one time you decide to trust someone is the one who will hurt you or your friends.

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

Yeah, we do.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Overheard; "Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[Ros @hurricane_ros]

Remember when Wayne Couzens was sentenced and the Met's advice on women's self-protection against violent police officers was to 'flag down a bus'? Excited to see what they'll come up with this time!

[Harry Watson @HarryWatson_cat]

Hahahahahahaha… no!