Harry Chesty

Here to tweet the untweetable. Originally @Chesty_Harry.

[Harry Chesty @Harry_Chesty]

I was never a fan of hitlers work just thought he was a good guy

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I got my first handjob at my uncle’s

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I’m into black widows... and I’m not talkin spiders

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Always tap out Chris Benoit’s wife never tapped and look what happened

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The pussy never lies

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My mom has a boyfriend... don’t tell my dad

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Getting roofied is like getting kidnaped by your stepdad you never see it coming but it’s the best sex of your life you don’t remember

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White notches don’t count

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I guarantee you nobody eats pussy like Ellen... nobody

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In what world is fucking like chinchillas and blowing coke out of each other’s asses “seeing each other”

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It’s not gay if you’re a priest

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It’s not gay if it’s your uncle

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Looks like Benedict is about to take a huge pay cut https://t.co/FdsaHD9F0i

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Benedict Cumberbatch Says He’ll Only Take New Projects If His Female Co-Stars Receive Equal Pay https://t.co/cJsGNXxN3g

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I make the best decisions of my life 10 seconds to 1 minute after ejaculation

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Annnnnndddd to the lesbians.... thanks for nothin

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If you aren’t racist your not human

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All gingers have B.O bins that’s a fact

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I wanna do blow off my wife’s tits

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Happy International women’s day or as the men call it.. Thursday

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Would you rather be?