The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody)

Universal service ™️, unleashing the power of compassion ™️ and driving systemic cultural change ™️ from our mansion in California. Parody.

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

Just to clarify - a crowd of at least 200 was there to greet us while we exited this very scary, dilapidated building in the rough parts of Canada and it was all cheers!

#universalservice™️ #Sussex #PrinceHarryandMeghan #KingandQueen #enduring #thriving #nearcatastrophic #notPR!

[Princess CarParkle 👑 @unreMARKLEble]

Boos for #RentARoyal #HarryandMeghan

#HarryandMeghanAreGrifters #MeghanMarkIe #MeghanandHarryAreAJoke

Clip from @MeghansMole

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

Oh, yes it is!

#kind #thoughtful #universalservice™️ #theRealPrinceandPrincess #Sussex #HarryandMeghan

[GB News @GBNEWS]

'Sussex is NOT their surname!' Harry and Meghan will 'cause annoyance at Buckingham Palace'

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[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

@angelalevin1 @Iromg @TalkTV How H lost his virginity and how his penis was not only circumcised but also frostbitten is clearly a matter of great public interest, Angela. This is the typical British media negativity that we continually have to endure! M&H

#detrimental #unkind #SparebyPrinceHarry #spareus

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

@mrdanwalker No one EVER asks if we're OK, Dan, so thank you very much for this kind observation. All we want is a nice, quiet life, away from the unbearable glare of negative publicity. Is that too much to ask for?

#compassion #kindness #Spare #SpareUs #PrinceHarryhasgonemad NOT!

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

There has been very little publicity about this, but you may like to know that H's thoughtful, gracious tribute to the Royal Family, 'Spare', is coming out soon. H&M

#Spare #SparebyPrinceHarry #kind #thoughtful #RoyalFamily #PrinceHarryhasgonemad not! #SpareUs #universalservice

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

Some cruel people have suggested that I have not been loyal to The Queen and the UK - nothing could be further from the truth!

Indeed, to show how loyal I am to The Queen and the UK...I have decided to sue Her Majesty's government! ❤️H

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

Did anyone notice how I am so finely in tune with all the journalist chatter/comments/questions/cameras behind me while I skillfully pretend to be amused by the conversation in front of me? 💅

#superskilled #finetunedhearing #practicemakesperfect #universalservice ❤️

[Omid Scobie @scobie]

The Sussexes arrive at @IntrepidMuseum’s #SaluteToFreedom gala in NYC where Prince Harry is presenting Intrepid Valor Awards to five service members, veterans and military families living with invisible wounds of war. As the couple arrived they met with some of the recipients🎖

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

@piersmorgan Hi Piers, did you buy my book? M

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

@callingoutthee1 @angelalevin1 @colinbrazierGBN @GBNEWS It's human to forget. M

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

@tuppenybunch @angelalevin1 @colinbrazierGBN @GBNEWS I don't remember this either.

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

@TweezleD @angelalevin1 @colinbrazierGBN @GBNEWS I don't remember saying this.

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

Official statement by the Duchess of Sussex 🔊

"When I said that I had absolutely no involvement with Finding Freedom, I temporarily misremembered that I had sent many detailed emails saying exactly what I wanted in the book. Such an easy thing to forget, anyone could do it! M."

[Roya Nikkhah @RoyaNikkhah]

The Duchess said in her new witness statement: “I apologise to the Court for the fact that I had not remembered these exchanges at the time. I had absolutely no wish or intention to mislead the Defendant or the Court.”

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

@jack Dude, you don't reply to my emails any more? Don't you know whom I am married to? H https://t.co/zBcsQzwVRU

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

@kelvmackenzie Hi Kelvin, your cruel tweet is just another example of the systemic racism endemic in the British tabloid press.

Time to educate yourself and start driving systemic cultural change™️! M&H

#Afghanistan 💔 #compassion ❤️ #endracismnow 🥺

https://t.co/91ZAHUQZf4

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

Please everyone, stop and take a minute to read our hugely important and much needed special edition statement on the state of the world at the moment. H&M

😔👇

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

@SimonMcCoyTV More systemic racism from the British media! Our statement, which you cruelly mocked, is a much needed breath of fresh air for millions of poor and downtrodden in these times of need! M&H #compassion

https://t.co/91ZAHUQZf4

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

Please everyone, stop and take a minute to read our hugely important and much needed special edition statement on the state of the world at the moment. H&M

😔👇

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

Thank you, Akemi, for your kind words. We are indeed in discussions with a leading platform to do a podcast featuring Meg doing a voiceover as the endangered Afghani Mountain Salamander and Harry discussing mental health with Mullah Omar. M&H

#Afghanistan ❤️ #compassion #service

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

@angelalevin1 Thank you, Angela, you're very kind.
🙏😊 Here to serve.

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[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

Please everyone, stop and take a minute to read our hugely important and much needed special edition statement on the state of the world at the moment. H&M

😔👇

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

@JuliaHB1 You're very welcome, Julia! Service is universal and we are here to serve at every opportunity. 😔🙏

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[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

Please everyone, stop and take a minute to read our hugely important and much needed special edition statement on the state of the world at the moment. H&M

😔👇

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

Please everyone, stop and take a minute to read our hugely important and much needed special edition statement on the state of the world at the moment. H&M

😔👇

[The Duke & Duchess of Sussex (parody) @Harry_Megz]

The British press are cruelly claiming that Barack 'snubbed' us by not inviting us to his birthday party. That is so not true! We didn't go because Archie had a very important meeting with a junior gender choice coach that we simply couldn't miss! M&H
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