Harry Fitzgerald

THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT, I HAVE NO AFFILIATIONS TO DIRECTDOGGO AT ALL

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

@Aubergineman93 Very nice of him, so I assume we won't need the red food coloring anymore.

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

@NotJackennedy I hurt

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

#ow #ouch #pain #oof

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

I think I should own Twitter cause you don't see Elon making fun parody jokes like this

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A SUIT IN WORK AND THE BOSS YELLED "WOW BUSINESS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a phone guy voice) AND HE ACTUALLY WORKED FOR ONCE😭

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A SUIT IN WORK AND THE BOSS YELLED "WOW BUSINESS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a phone guy voice) AND HE ACTUALLY WORKED FOR ONCE😭

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

@faggycvts Why the fuck is she struggling to get it off the damn fork bro you're pulling chicken grippy af 😭😭😭

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

A prophet.

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck harry

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

@Aubergineman93 I'll buy food coloring at the store, hopefully that'll work, buddy.

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

In honour of the Latveria location (R.I.P. 11/05/2026-11/13/2026) I will see what I can do to reopen the Arizona and Reno locations. I'll specifically try talking with Fredbear, see if we can make a deal.

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

@Aubergineman93 Listen, Dave, we don't have to go there, we can go salvage the toys and sell em for a quick profit.

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

@Aubergineman93 Dave, we don't support prostitutes associated with the restaurant.

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

@Aubergineman93 Dave I'm fucking injured we don't have the time to make an entire new location.

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

@v4mpirecultur3 Worse. 11/13

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

Breaking News: The Latveria location was destroyed during the filming of Avengers: Doomsday. It will only show up in half of the movie. #AvengersDoomsday #DSAF

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

@NotJackennedy Bro you get paid in tokens you're not getting any raises

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

@Zero000Chance OH FUCK

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

@v4mpirecultur3 I wish that I didn't agree with this, but, yeah, I do.

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

@Aubergineman93 @v4mpirecultur3 Can I cry with you guys :(

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

FCK I MISSED THE WEDDING IM USELESS IN USELESS IN USELESS

[Harry Fitzgerald @Harry_Parody_]

@dr_always_right I knew once you mentioned we weren't that hungry that this was a joke.