Harry Robinson

Chelsea.

[Harry Robinson @Harry_Robbo]

Stop the world, I want to get off

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Memphis Depay had a message of support for Virgil van Dijk tonight. 🇳🇱

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

Declan Rice when he sees a camera during a game:

[Professor Hamza Ballon Dor @mancityhardcore]

BBC just showed the video 😂😂😂😂😂

They paraded ONLY 5 roads taking 9 mins and they were talking about a million 😂😂😂😂

Their fans were stealing Liverpool parade pictures today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[fan (TEV) @TheEstevaoView]

HANG THIS IN THE LOUVRE

[🦈 @cfcyusxf]

Declan Rice has mastered the art of looking busy on a football pitch. The casuals love it, the analytics guys love it, I see through it. He is not elite in any sense of the word, Another mark noble. A 3/10 on his best day. Overrated.

[Ciaran @ps2startupintro]

The head lice on United Strand’s scalp

[Bill Edgar @BillEdgarTimes]

When Ange Postecoglou flies back from London to Melbourne he could watch every minute of his 8 games as Forest manager on his laptop and still have time left to take in the three Crocodile Dundee films before landing.

[ALL RIGHT IDIOTS @ALLRIGHTIDIOTS]

Japanese Scientists v The Turkish Economy

[TellyAddict @TVAddict2K26]

Stunning opening to today’s episode #EastEnders

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

Lamine Yamal best player in the world.

[h @harry_jrh]

viewed someone’s story 10 seconds after it was posted

[LB @LBLFC_]

All this behaviour, and 3 weeks later their season is done in February. The most emotional, weirdest football club ever, these. A YouTube channel with a football club attached to it. Everything is for the Internet. Cringey bastards.

[LB @LBLFC_]

I'd bin the footy off if my football club became a reality TV show like theirs. Everything they do is for the Internet. Embarrassing football club.

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

New Gregg Wallace recipe

[Steve @DickoPFC]

It’s like Peter Sutcliffe protesting that out of of a population of 2.5m women in Yorkshire he only murdered 22 of them….

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

Rooming with Martin Lewis on a stag do

[🎟️ @appie_cfc]

Tuchel had the best manager in the world looking like an idiot

[Sam Jones @mrsamjones88]

We’ve gone from ham sandwich with no butter to a filet steak sandwich with Chimichurri. Fantastic appointment

[CFC-Blues @CFCBlues_com]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel has completed the agreement to become new England manager.

HERE WE GO 🤯 [@FabrizioRomano]