Harsh Noise

Scholastic terrorist 🇻🇦 🧪 🐧

[Paladin Ashe @PaladinAshe]

I remember reading the novels in like late elementary school to late highschool and thinking Voldemort lacked sauce because his thing is he goes around casting the death spell at people. The books made the biggest deal about how evil he is, even having a gag about a book in the forbidden section of the library about "evil artifacts" puss out and say, "Horcruxes are too evil for even this evil book of evil things" when it's literally just phylacteries. His whole arsenal of awful is limited to, "lmao he uses the death spell...and phylacteries...and and...and he mind controls people? Can you believe that?"

Meanwhile, Umbridge gets two books to be that two-faced prim and propper old biddy from your neighborhood church group and PTA who nobody really likes, not even the priest or the principal, but everybody suffers because she's agonizingly involved in every bodies business, and than it turns out that it's all just a facade. You find out all the grotesque skeletons in her particular closet, all of them stuffed there in pursuit of clout and that there's really no sin or cruelty she wouldn't descend to if she could get away with it and it furthers her image publicly.

I guess you could summarize it this way.

Voldemort is a Saturday morning cartoon villain, written through the eyes of a school teacher who tacks nonsense on without realizing it just adds to the ridiculousness. Like, he's evil because he's a rape baby and therefore can't know love.

Meanwhile, Umbridge was in the Epstein files.

[Harsh Noise @Harsh__Noise]

@lanabeesfw All the right pfps are liking this post

[Harsh Noise @Harsh__Noise]

@lanabeesfw Watergate wasn't even that bad in hindsight, genuinely don't understand the hate

[HowlingMrLandlord @HowlingLandlord]

Happy Birthday Glep ❤️

[Harsh Noise @Harsh__Noise]

Horror has just been this for over a decade now

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘BUDDY’, a new horror movie starring Cristin Milioti, Topher Grace and Michael Shannon.

The film follows a girl and her friends who must escape a demented kids TV show.

In theaters on August 28.

[Bluerourushi @TwentyWrong]

ive not seen anyone talk about the minecraft cushions so uhh minecraft anti-homeless bench

[Harsh Noise @Harsh__Noise]

They're not even trans that's just what german women look like

[Mah🍒 Ⓐ⋆˚ ⁷ @mahcherrys]

Antigamente não tinha essas coisas"

Travestis em 1929, na Alemanha:

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

Forgot that Chad was a country, thought the journalist was endorsing lol

[Big Boris @BigBoris_2]

Me going up the stairs:

[Harsh Noise @Harsh__Noise]

@AndrewJ626 “he tastefully recontextualizes the story for the modern day”
We have to kill a lot of people right now

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

>The Odyssey
>''tastefully recontextualizes the story for the modern day''

[Harsh Noise @Harsh__Noise]

@nickenshit @ChipCatterson @lanabeesfw I forgot Obama literally did watergate again and it got swept under the rug

[Harsh Noise @Harsh__Noise]

@Yeenie_Mcbeenie Yes it's definitly basic we were always this kind and civilized don't do any research

[allisx86 @allisx86]

how it feels to use docker

[Tem Hater 2.0 @Temhaterisback_]

no one knows if this is true because no one uses duckduckgo

[Harsh Noise @Harsh__Noise]

@ChipCatterson @lanabeesfw Tim Cook is listening to you talk about listening devices, and is sending a personalized microphone ad to your phone at this very moment.