A few years ago, she told me:
“I don’t date guys who don’t have cars.”
That was the last time we spoke.
This morning, on my way to Ikeja, I drove past her standing at a bus stop, waiting for public transport. I pulled over, wound the window down, and told her to get in.
She smiled, hopped in, and the first thing she said was, “Longest time.”
I paused, looked at her, and asked, “So you remember me?”
She said, “Of course I do. You’re the one who forgot about me.”
I replied, “How wouldn’t I forget you after what you said the last time we met?”
She answered, “I can’t remember. You know I always joke.”
I changed my expression, looked at her coldly, and said in a firm voice:
“Get the fuck out of my car.”
She shamelessly got down & I drove off afterwards.
🚨💣 BREAKING: Enzo Fernández to Manchester City, HERE WE GO! 🇦🇷
Deal in place for fee over £125m after a long negotiation as Chelsea approved the sale.
Enzo only wanted Manchester City and he’s now set for medical at #MCFC.
Finally Exposed Chelsea… Yes I Am The Judas! Rival Fans Bribed Me | this is how
Chelsea will be able to sell Tosin Adarabioyo, Badiashele & Disasi! 🤯