SmartleyFriendelsohn

The name's Smartley Friendelsohn. I am smart. I am also a great friend.

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@vmohv You literally unlock 2 kongs in the angry Aztec...

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@gamestop how you tryna charge for game protection when the game i bought didn't even have a physical cartridge. Also @HazelightGames why tf there no cartridge? Just sell digitally if you're gonna play us like that #NintendoSwitch2 #splitfiction

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Watching the leafs in the playoffs

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Canada scores in OT and we stole the best goal song from america #freebird

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The leafs tonight #slowstarter

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Dwyane Wade: "I don't know a lot of people with a statue. Do you?"

Nah but you aint got one neither bruh

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@PicturesFoIder Fine with this if it meant that you lose the 20 if you don't get an interview, if you get the interview and not the job they give you your 20 back + $$ for your time, and if you get the job the signing bonus is the 20s that didn't get returned to the biggest losers

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@barstoolsports Class action lawsuit these cowards

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One thing they don't tell you about growing up is that the age old question "where's waldo" stops getting answered

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@weedslaire @PicturesFoIder A young girl alone with a cop escalasting like that for what seemed like no reason is not a vibe that's going to get a girl who's alone at night feeling safe enough to obey orders because a cop said so

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@puckandprosecco Craft beers where the descriptions match up with a hobby and to have them save that beer for when they do it (e.g. if they like stargazing then Cameron's brewing cosmic ale) and then others in similar fashion

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The shooter callin up their boss rn like

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All girls really want is a guy with a well defined chin...

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@armdog Had people googling to see the shots in a 6 OT game. Clean it up!

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@TheLeafsKid This hits hard...

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@RyanQualtrics Don't be a coward, hire Emily Morgan Creates to design your logos & jerseys before she designs something better than what gets released!! https://t.co/xWn8nIy6Bh

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@reporterchris Utterly irrelevant... much like the sens

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@ShopRSApparel @mitchell_ness @MapleLeafs @ThroneBarbers @zubey9 @Mendy__89 @JSWIMZ35

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@ESPNFantasy @corbalorbs keep putting in the work. New teams take time to build chemistry #BelieveInYourself

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@JoeSch94 @EverythingOOC Duke Nukem (n64)... play that game for 1 hour and you'll come away with unreal catchphrases. I'm sure the other one's are great for that too